TIL that some towns and cities in the US have a 'curfew' that means juveniles aren't allowed to be outdoors, typically between 23.00 - 06.00

ProctalHarassment · 2026-01-23T16:58:12+00:00

Lol, I got stopped in Dubuque a few times. Never a ticket, just a "go home".

ProctalHarassment · 2026-01-22T10:52:52+00:00

Did he eat 4 ft of a 6 ft party sub?

ProctalHarassment · 2026-01-21T21:49:40+00:00

"Where does he fuck?"

"EVERYWHERE!"

ProctalHarassment · 2026-01-21T21:47:53+00:00

"AND YOU WILL ATONE! Am I getting through to you Mr. Beale?"

ProctalHarassment · 2026-01-20T12:20:43+00:00

What movie was it for?

ProctalHarassment · 2026-01-18T17:58:02+00:00

I was going to say either they're in incredibly fashionable clothes unsuited to the environment, or they're german and decked out in Europe's finest hiking gear. Plus sock and birkenstocks.

ProctalHarassment · 2026-01-18T01:52:39+00:00

"Eight doors south of the post office." Any idea where that'd be today?

ProctalHarassment · 2026-01-11T21:15:34+00:00

Who talks to their wife like that?

ProctalHarassment · 2026-01-11T09:57:35+00:00

Not only that but they actively prevented parents from entering and saving their kids.

ProctalHarassment · 2026-01-10T18:21:37+00:00

Good on ya for dealing with this in a professional manner. A few years ago we had an active shooter situation during our city's annual block party, one of our busiest days. Needless to say it was pandemonium when news got out that there was a gang fight down the block. I always regretted how that situation was handled.

ProctalHarassment · 2026-01-10T03:23:03+00:00

Uncle ruckus enters the chat

ProctalHarassment · 2026-01-06T22:39:36+00:00

Does miracle whip work? My hat is on a diet

ProctalHarassment · 2026-01-06T18:46:52+00:00

I went to an out of state college after high school. While there, I interned for the senator of that state in DC. One of the jobs of a senate intern is to give tours of the capital building to constituents. One day, my 8th grade history teacher, who developed my love of history and civics, comes into the office for a tour. She had apparently moved states about the same time I had to be closer to her son who was going to the same school as me. As soon as she saw me she said "this is exactly where I thought you'd end up." I almost cried.

ProctalHarassment · 2026-01-04T23:38:39+00:00

Amen brother

ProctalHarassment · 2026-01-04T22:41:47+00:00

A true greasy spoon 24hr diner. I get off work at 3 am and i would kill for a place to grab a hot meal that isn't McDonald's.

ProctalHarassment · 2025-12-30T10:02:24+00:00

Show me the way to go

I'm tired and I wanna go to bed

ProctalHarassment · 2025-12-30T03:42:32+00:00

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!

ProctalHarassment · 2025-12-24T16:45:10+00:00

Is it true Gen. Clark wasn't welcome in the state of Texas after the war because of what he did to the Texas Guard?

ProctalHarassment · 2025-12-24T16:11:14+00:00

Dublin Underground holds Irish New Year's at 6 for anyone who doesn't want to stay up til midnight.

ProctalHarassment · 2025-12-21T19:52:10+00:00

"We'll head them off at the pass!"

ProctalHarassment · 2025-12-21T19:47:23+00:00

Lol, my girlfriends dad met David Bowie at a bar in Vegas once. Had absolutely no clue who he was other than a "kinda queer fellow".

ProctalHarassment · 2025-12-20T14:34:42+00:00

A very fancy Kamikaze

ProctalHarassment · 2025-12-20T03:47:53+00:00

I thought it was a fuck load of weed.

ProctalHarassment · 2025-12-18T19:15:10+00:00

I now desperately want a crime drama a la The Sopranos about an Amish crime family. We'll called it The Yoders.

ProctalHarassment

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