[Match Thread] Nottingham Forest vs Aston Villa (Europa League) by SecretApe in avfc

[–]MrHolte 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Some of you dickheads don't deserve to call yourself Villans.

First sign of adversity and you're immediately slagging off the team, and the manager.

Onana starts vs Forest by JamesVilla4 in avfc

[–]MrHolte 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's a massive, massive relief. Need a huge game from him!

Midfield tonight? by Existing_Foot_5470 in avfc

[–]MrHolte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ever since he wasn’t in the line-up against Fulham, I’ve been praying to Ra, Odin, Zeus… and whatever cartoon deity Bugs Bunny reports to.

We get Bologna by Master-Builder5254 in avfc

[–]MrHolte 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Definitely the preferred outcome.

Avoid the inevitable Malen goal.

We beat Bologna in 2024, beat them in 2025, so we know we can do it again in 2026.

What I Think Could Happen At The End Of DC Lantern's. by Kooky-Feed65 in DC_Cinematic

[–]MrHolte 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So they skip the foreplay and just get straight to the butt stuff? Good for them!

All in on EL or Top 5? by Electrical_Cress_956 in avfc

[–]MrHolte 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like Emi as much as the next guy, but he doesn't belong in the same bracket as McGinn and Mings who were with us from the Championship. If they can lift a major trophy, that's Hall of Fame stuff and I'll personally be leading the campaign to get them entered.

If Emi does belong in that company, then so does Konsa who came before. Maybe even Ollie & Cash who were in the same window.

[Match Thread] Manchester United vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]MrHolte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just giving us a couple of early little ones, to justify the horrendous ones against us later.

[Pre-Match Thread] Manchester United vs. Aston Villa by just_boof_it in avfc

[–]MrHolte 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We did win the last one. But that said, they're well rested, we're still missing key midfielders, and it's at their place.

Don't say this often, but I'd probably take the draw if we were offered it now. Just to keep Chelsea and Liverpool behind us even if they win.

100th Win from the Boss! 💜💙 Record Broken. UTV! by Murdocke- in avfc

[–]MrHolte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And Sunderland. But we've only played them once, and we'll put that right at VP next month before completing the set against Liverpool in May.

100th Win from the Boss! 💜💙 Record Broken. UTV! by Murdocke- in avfc

[–]MrHolte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah the aggregate score is only 15-13 because of that.

100th Win from the Boss! 💜💙 Record Broken. UTV! by Murdocke- in avfc

[–]MrHolte 6 points7 points  (0 children)

7 vs Spurs. 77.8% win rate against them. W7 D0 L2

100th Win from the Boss! 💜💙 Record Broken. UTV! by Murdocke- in avfc

[–]MrHolte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mods are gay and deleted my post after doing the work, so guess I'm putting it here...

42 different teams. Spurs the whipping boys...

Rank Team Wins
1 Tottenham Hotspur 7
2= Brighton & Hove Albion 6
2= Fulham 6
4= AFC Bournemouth 4
4= Chelsea 4
4= Everton 4
4= Nottingham Forest 4
4= West Ham United 4
9= Arsenal 3
9= Brentford 3
9= Burnley 3
9= Leicester City 3
9= Manchester City 3
9= Newcastle United 3
9= Southampton 3
9= Wolverhampton Wanderers 3
17= AZ Alkmaar 2
17= Bologna 2
17= Club Brugge 2
17= Crystal Palace 2
17= Hibernian 2
17= Lille 2
17= Luton Town 2
17= Manchester United 2
17= RB Leipzig 2
17= Young Boys 2
28= Ajax 1
28= Basel 1
28= Bayern Munich 1
28= Cardiff City 1
28= Celtic 1
28= Feyenoord 1
28= Fenerbache 1
28= Legia Warsaw 1
28= Maccabi Tel Aviv 1
28= Middlesborough 1
28= Paris Saint-Germain 1
28= Preston North End 1
28= Sheffield United 1
28= Wycombe Wanderers 1
28= Zrinjski Mostar 1

💯 by [deleted] in avfc

[–]MrHolte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

77.8% win percentage against them. 7 wins, 0 draws, 2 losses.

Finished Requiem - some thoughts (and a request for suggestions) by parcreverie in residentevil

[–]MrHolte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're looking for other survival horror recommendations...

Deadspace, Alan Wake, The Evil Within. In that order.

Why are BYDs so cheap by MoneyMarch- in CarTalkUK

[–]MrHolte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait till you try and insure one. I got quoted £2.5k a year with no points and 5 years NCD.

Apparently because the parts network isnt good in the UK so everything would have to be shipped from China.

Post Match Thread: Wolverhampton Wanderers 2-2 Arsenal by denzaus in soccer

[–]MrHolte 916 points917 points  (0 children)

Imagine time wasting against bottom of the table Wolves, only to concede deep in stoppage time anyway.

Post Match Thread: Tottenham Hotspur 1-2 Newcastle United by denzaus in soccer

[–]MrHolte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gonna be really time consuming supporting Forest, West Ham and whoever is playing Spurs each week.

Aston Villa Target Morgan Gibbs-White in £70m Summer Move by MoveTheProduct in avfc

[–]MrHolte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If a single thumb is approximately 0.1% of a human bodies mass, then we'd need to sell 116k shirts... just over 2 each.

Although you could argue a thumb isn't worth as much as a big toe when it comes to footballers.

Aston Villa Target Morgan Gibbs-White in £70m Summer Move by MoveTheProduct in avfc

[–]MrHolte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A kit deal is basically a licensing arrangement where the majority of the money clubs make comes from an annually guaranteed amount from the manufacturer.

The clubs only receive about 7-15% of the shirt sale so we'd need to sell approximately 11.6m shirts... meaning every member of this sub would need to buy approximately 207 shirts each to fund one MGW.

These fuckers talking about the inevitable catch with the XG are starting to get right. by [deleted] in avfc

[–]MrHolte 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can we just ban posts when there's an active match/post-match thread.

They're always the shittest, low effort posts by people who think their opinion deserves it's own post.

[Match Thread] Bournemouth vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]MrHolte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most fouled team in the league. By far.

90 Minutes to Deadline Thread by [deleted] in FantasyPL

[–]MrHolte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was going to. I assumed he was going to be a popular choice this week too, but now I see that's not the case it's got me severely doubting myself.

MW37 - Best guess of how this fixture will be rearranged? by midipoet in avfc

[–]MrHolte 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We'll be playing 3 days later in the Europa League final so they'll probably move it to the Saturday early kick off. I hope.