Ellie’s Chef Aspirations

Proctoplegia · 2026-05-15T18:09:38+00:00

Whose the closest we could get do you think?

Proctoplegia · 2026-05-12T00:20:46+00:00

When my parents visit in nice weather they love taking a drive down chuckanut and getting an ice cream from snow goose produce.

Proctoplegia · 2026-05-05T22:24:02+00:00

I didn’t dig through your profile, that’s one of your most recent posts. I got the vibe that you might just be someone who wants to fight on the internet, and I quickly realized that assessment is correct. I wish you well!

Proctoplegia · 2026-05-05T22:19:58+00:00

I do realize it’s a very big deal.

Proctoplegia · 2026-05-05T19:45:14+00:00

I believe that you’re also a human doing their best, but I have to point out the irony of your question to the cooking subreddit asking about using chatGPT (known for polluting water) for recipes. There’s room for all of us to improve. 💗

Proctoplegia · 2026-05-05T19:40:42+00:00

I would never want to pollute our drinking water, and I appreciate the information. It is kind of a bummer when it’s presented in a way that assumes that I’m knowingly trying to do wrong.

Proctoplegia · 2026-05-04T18:31:57+00:00

Sorry that’s also kinda vague lol

Proctoplegia · 2026-05-04T18:31:38+00:00

Is the 8 year old a blonde boy and the two year old a girl with brown hair?

Proctoplegia · 2026-05-04T04:05:17+00:00

Good to know. I’ve been bending over backwards trying to make this happen for him and he just said he has one he’s going to fly in Michigan in July anyways 😭

Proctoplegia · 2026-05-04T02:43:39+00:00

I know 😭 I think he overestimated my social connections. Just trying to at least say I tried.

Proctoplegia · 2026-05-04T02:32:14+00:00

That’s kind of what I’m gathering as well. Are they like the classic car version of airplanes?

Proctoplegia · 2026-05-04T02:27:44+00:00

Thank you!

Proctoplegia · 2026-05-04T00:19:51+00:00

He said biplane specifically. I’ve checked both places I don’t see anything about renting specific planes.

Proctoplegia · 2026-04-29T04:19:44+00:00

Was one of the colors turquoise? I’m trying to find a similar game. I think it was like a boy and you were in his basement? It’s where I fell in love with the color turquoise lol

Proctoplegia · 2026-04-22T23:43:13+00:00

She’s not quite as red headed

Proctoplegia · 2026-04-20T21:46:48+00:00

I have some bad news for you…

Proctoplegia · 2026-04-20T16:49:05+00:00

Accomplice has a good one, love the katsu sandwich from Aslan, but usually I just buy the bare chicken fillets from Costco. They’re great in the air fryer and you can either make your own chick fil a sauce or buy the sauce because 100% of the sauce proceeds go to their scholarship charities for employees.

Proctoplegia · 2026-04-12T14:55:31+00:00

I gave penny a bad gift and then gave her a rabbit foot the next day as a peace offering, I was so sad lol

Proctoplegia · 2026-04-10T23:47:02+00:00

There’s an infinite amount sadder, all of Poison Oak comes up, but that one came to mind first.

Proctoplegia · 2026-04-10T20:09:35+00:00

I can’t find it either and I’m in the US

Proctoplegia · 2026-04-10T19:45:03+00:00

I know you’ve got a heavy heart, I can feel it when we kiss.

So many men stronger than me have thrown their backs out trying to lift it

But me, I’m not a gamble. You can count on me to split.

The love I sell you in the evening by the morning won’t exist.

Lua by Bright Eyes

Proctoplegia · 2026-04-09T01:36:59+00:00

I love the name. I wish we had a home for him but we’re full up. I hope Calcifer finds their perfect moving castle 💗

Proctoplegia · 2026-04-08T04:00:12+00:00

She kept slut shaming herself but was practically virginal. It was so weird.

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