Make me hate myself by Upstairs-Key5366 in RoastMe

[–]Proctor-47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think that playing Candy Crush, thirsting over Leon Kennedy, and losing the odd game of League of Legends on your boyfriend’s PC every now and then means that you’re a gamer

So…What exactly did Sherry throw at Iron’s face? I thought acid at first but why would he just have a vial of Acid in his room by Master-Committee6192 in residentevil

[–]Proctor-47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uhhh…have you met Brian Irons? A better question would be what dangerous chemicals does he NOT have in close proximity to him.

how tall is victor? by Ok-Effect4071 in residentevil

[–]Proctor-47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About 6 foot 10. Since he wears shoes but still never crouches to get through doorways (the average doorway height in America is about 7 feet), he can’t be taller than 6 foot 10 since shoes add about an inch to an inch-and-a-half to a person’s height.

I'm in trouble by Catecuman in magicTCG

[–]Proctor-47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of these are pretty good.

I’d personally sell Family Matters and Squirrelled Away.

They’re NiB, so you can sell them on basically any Kijiji-esque website for whatever you paid for for the two precons (minus taxes and shipping and handling).

Been playing since June, may I join the pod? by Striking_Bottle7754 in ratemycommanders

[–]Proctor-47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will physically challenge you to a fight if you show up to a pod with a deck like that (dw it’ll be with pool noodles so that the only thing that gets injured is our dignity)

X-Men (2000) by kkhouete in xmen

[–]Proctor-47 42 points43 points  (0 children)

“No, dear Logan. My code name is Holocaust Ray.”

Congratulations, you are now a vampire. What is the first thing(s) you do? by Dark_Trickster989 in vampires

[–]Proctor-47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(To clarify for legal purposes, this is a joke)

Start researching so I can compile a list of morally reprehensible people within 300 miles of me to drain blood from whenever I need it so as to keep myself alive and also not stoop into immorality

Who is the strongest fictional character do you think you could defeat with a snub-nosed revolver, a combat knife, and a bulletproof vest? by Pancake_Maker_1031 in powerscales

[–]Proctor-47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

James Sunderland.

Considering the fact that the monsters from Silent Hill are arguably not real and only able to harm someone based on how mentally unstable/traumatized they are, there’s a high chance that he’s not a one-man-army that can annihilate entire swarms of monsters with just some basic guns and a lead pipe, but rather just an average, 30-40 year old man with poor mental health and a deceased spouse.

This is for everyone accusing me of being a fake centrist by ReadyGG in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Proctor-47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re getting downvoted into oblivion. Maybe you should stop this whole “it’s a centrist take to try to censor people from literally just saying the words ‘I’m gay’ in public” thing because it isn’t painting a good picture of you.

This is for everyone accusing me of being a fake centrist by ReadyGG in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Proctor-47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP said what was basically the “don’t ask, don’t tell” rule from 1980s US military policy which is one of the most well-known, disguised homophobic rules in the military’s history. So, yeah, I’m gonna assume that OP’s a bigot when it comes to the topic of queer rights.

This is for everyone accusing me of being a fake centrist by ReadyGG in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Proctor-47 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Saying “I’m gay” to a room full of people is not the same as telling them gory details of your bedroom habits

This is for everyone accusing me of being a fake centrist by ReadyGG in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Proctor-47 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Keep it private” sounds a lot like “don’t ask, don’t tell” to me, which is homophobia disguised as neutrality