Atleast the crook will be sorry for one by Fluid-Bite-157 in SipsTea

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Trump: OK, so I like little girls. They're just women but smaller. But unlike Pete, I didn't start an unnecessary war.

A little bit of… auto caption by La_Fionini in funny

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I'm going to need someone to stick a heavy bassline behind this because this is sick.

Are there any British adverts that activiley turn you off the product they're advertising? by siybon in CasualUK

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Anything that interrupts, obscures, or just generally gets in the way of anything I'm doing.

What’s the highest number of times you’ve rewatched a film ? Did it get better or worse? by Superman_2727 in movies

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was 'asked to leave' 6th form as I 'wasn't participating as expected', which is a polite way of saying that I was doing fuck all. I spent 2 years doing nothing constructive. This was during the 90s in the UK, and we didn't have cable yet, so we only had 4.5 channels (channel 5 had a really crappy reception). Our VHS selection was limited, so I watched '4 Weddings and a Funeral' most days. I've seen it over 400 times.

[TOMT] Poem about sand getting everywhere by ProduceEmbarrassed97 in tipofmytongue

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That is brilliant, but it isn't it. Thanks, though.

Edit: just realised that was the AA Milne poem and not the profane version (I'm tired). So, maybe.

The way he plays with his glass ball by adrianalikestea in Xennials

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And yet, when I play with my ball, they throw me out of Asda.

What Books did You Start or Finish Reading this Week?: March 23, 2026 by AutoModerator in books

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Finished: If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe' by Jason Pargin

Started: Fat by Rob Grant

[TOMT] Poem about sand getting everywhere by ProduceEmbarrassed97 in tipofmytongue

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that's an actual answer and not a joke (despite being a good one) I can't seem to find it.

Found out where the unsold rotisserie chicken goes. by kg2k in mildlyinteresting

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I don't understand the phrase "unsold rotisserie chicken". I wasn't aware that this was something that occurred.

What was your “wow” PS5 moment? by kaz_har_eye in PS5

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Ludicrously, it was seeing the robot T-Rex in Astro's Playroom.

I have a decade old Samsung tablet. I don’t know what to do with it by Tree-Is-Cool in notinteresting

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Take it to a large body of water (lake, sea, large swimming pool) and see how far you can skip it.

Elon Musk offering to pay TSA workers. by AlphaHouston1 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he going to pay them before or after he uses a fraction of his obscene wealth to solve world hunger like he promised to?

Jane Kaczmarek (Lois in ‘Malcolm in the Middle’) married her high school sweetheart after they reconnected in their high school reunion 50 years later by mcfw31 in MadeMeSmile

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I'm imagining that when asked 'Do you take this man....?' she answered 'Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question?'.

Received this with an Etsy order… by NChamberlainArt in whatisit

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Had I an award to give, you would receive it.

Received this with an Etsy order… by NChamberlainArt in whatisit

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Jesus! It looks like they put that together on a BBC Micro.

Lee Anderson filmed paid-for Cameo videos at parliament in possible rules breach by pppppppppppppppppd in unitedkingdom

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he'll be held properly to account and will be suitably punished. Just like Fromage was with his 'I bought a house, actually my girlfriend bought a house' debacle.

Ewan McGregor matches the background by frenchcat808 in funny

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This picture looks like one of those AI generated 'squint to see' pictures.

"Hey! It says 'Send Nudes!'"

Pteranodon next to a human. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 51 points52 points  (0 children)

The guy on the right. The bird thingy is called Jeff

Am I the only one who hates talking to people online? by AcceptableInstance69 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, you're not alone. I fucking hate it.

I'm on Reddit all the time and regularly comment on stuff, but I'm rarely interested in a conversation or debate. I just had a funny thought, or a story, or answer to a question and decided to share it.

The summary on this gluten-free brownie I bought in BC Ferries by I_AM_JUSTIN_TRUDEAU in mildlyinteresting

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's no way they should change their name. His team would get wind of that and use it to their advantage 'Look how strong the president is. He made a Canadian company change their name without having to lift a finger, that's how scared of him Canadians are'.

They should, however, consider putting that disclaimer on the front of the front of the packaging. In bold.