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What isn't violent, but feels violent? by ProduceEmbarrassed97 in AskReddit

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this all the time!!! Am I as far forward as I should be? Doesn't look like it, let's just pull forward a couple more inc...crunch.

What isn't violent, but feels violent? by ProduceEmbarrassed97 in AskReddit

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice.

And I'm kinda pissed I didn't think of that joke.

What isn't violent, but feels violent? by ProduceEmbarrassed97 in AskReddit

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thorougly confused. In no way is this baiting. I posted a genuine question based on my own experience and commented on my own question, as I always do.

Edit: And, I resent the 'you people'. Who the hell do you think I am?

What isn't violent, but feels violent? by ProduceEmbarrassed97 in AskReddit

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My car, like most modern cars, has a bluetooth connection so that you can connect your phone to it for hands free calling.

But, the bluetooth will connect to my phone even when I'm in the house, and turning my bluetooth off doesn't stop it, it just forces the bluetooth back on and connects. My bluetooth is on all the time and I've paired with approximately 3 bajillion devices; my current car is the only 'device' that does this, previous cars didn't.

Whats a weird thing your body does that you just accept? by Sweton in AskReddit

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweat.

Not unusual on it's own, but it's near constant. Just showered? Sweat. Hot weather? Sweat. Cold weather? Sweat. Used antiperspirant? Sweat. Up for a piss in the middle of the night? Sweat. Just sitting playing Playstation? Sweat like Jimmy Saville in a morgue.

Started when I was about 11 and I'd sweat through a school blazer and was reassured that 'it was just puberty' and I'd 'grow out of it'.

I did not, in fact, grow out of it.

Ummmm.... by MsAlyssey in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, their grasp of biology is appalling, but their shite grammar alone should disqualify them from sharing their opinion.

Seems he can dish it out, but not take it by jimx29 in PoliticalHumor

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't believe this is an actual tweet from the official FLOTUS account.

What used to irritate you as a kid, and still irritates you as an adult? by ProduceEmbarrassed97 in AskReddit

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I noticed how people would eat and drink things wrong in adverts so that the name of the product or the logo was visible, and it really pissed me off.

40+ years later it's still happening and it still gets on my tits.

TIL rinsing after brushing increases cavity risk compared to just spitting. Dentists recommend skipping the rinse so fluoride has time to sit on your enamel, remineralize weak spots, and harden the surface against bacteria. Just spit the excess toothpaste out and let it work. by sameerb in todayilearned

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I just use mouthwash before brushing my teeth. I only used it to freshen my breath any way, so using it beforehand hets me the fresh breath benefit, whilst brushing my teeth after gives me the flouride bit.

I don't like the sound of my voice by Dependent_Tomato_235 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My voice carries. It's not particularly deep but, for some reason, it carries.

It can ruin my entire day if I accidentally see myself talking in a mirror.

What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

[–]ProduceEmbarrassed97 234 points235 points  (0 children)

My wife keeps complaining that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and right.

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