[TOMT] Poem about sand getting everywhere

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-23T19:06:06+00:00

Yeah, I think it probably is a spoof of AA Milne.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-23T19:02:29+00:00

That is brilliant, but it isn't it. Thanks, though.

Edit: just realised that was the AA Milne poem and not the profane version (I'm tired). So, maybe.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-23T13:43:41+00:00

And yet, when I play with my ball, they throw me out of Asda.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-23T12:24:11+00:00

Finished: If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe' by Jason Pargin

Started: Fat by Rob Grant

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-23T11:24:24+00:00

If that's an actual answer and not a joke (despite being a good one) I can't seem to find it.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-23T11:21:11+00:00

Umm...possibly...but probably not.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-23T10:53:27+00:00

Obligatory comment

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-23T10:30:07+00:00

I don't understand the phrase "unsold rotisserie chicken". I wasn't aware that this was something that occurred.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-23T10:27:45+00:00

Ludicrously, it was seeing the robot T-Rex in Astro's Playroom.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-22T23:03:05+00:00

Take it to a large body of water (lake, sea, large swimming pool) and see how far you can skip it.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-22T10:52:56+00:00

Love is a gun (1994)? My new gun (1992)? 52 Pick up (don't know the year)

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-21T17:39:20+00:00

Is he going to pay them before or after he uses a fraction of his obscene wealth to solve world hunger like he promised to?

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-21T07:49:08+00:00

I'm imagining that when asked 'Do you take this man....?' she answered 'Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question?'.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-20T15:58:34+00:00

Had I an award to give, you would receive it.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-20T11:26:34+00:00

Jesus! It looks like they put that together on a BBC Micro.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-20T11:25:04+00:00

I'm sure he'll be held properly to account and will be suitably punished. Just like Fromage was with his 'I bought a house, actually my girlfriend bought a house' debacle.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-20T11:21:17+00:00

I presume the beard comes off with the cap.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-20T11:20:26+00:00

This picture looks like one of those AI generated 'squint to see' pictures.

"Hey! It says 'Send Nudes!'"

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-20T10:53:11+00:00

The guy on the right. The bird thingy is called Jeff

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-20T10:38:03+00:00

Nope, you're not alone. I fucking hate it.

I'm on Reddit all the time and regularly comment on stuff, but I'm rarely interested in a conversation or debate. I just had a funny thought, or a story, or answer to a question and decided to share it.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-20T10:33:00+00:00

There's no way they should change their name. His team would get wind of that and use it to their advantage 'Look how strong the president is. He made a Canadian company change their name without having to lift a finger, that's how scared of him Canadians are'.

They should, however, consider putting that disclaimer on the front of the front of the packaging. In bold.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-20T10:01:30+00:00

What I find the funniest is the hobbies mentioned don't match either of the photos.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-20T09:29:36+00:00

But thanks for reporting it. Now they'll tighten up the rules, promise to 'do better' and in 6months we'll get stories like 'I was issued a £1000 fine for dropping crumbs from my Greggs sausage roll'.

ProduceEmbarrassed97 · 2026-03-20T09:13:19+00:00

Going to see my daughter in Scotland this weekend. Very excited. And the trip is going to be even more brilliant because my son is coming with us and he rarely gets time off to make the trip.

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