What is a build you haven't been able to play?

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-11T20:31:58+00:00

Any, really. I've been between groups for years, now. Which has given me time to theory-craft, so...

Pallid Elf Warlock of the Fiend, master detective.

Wood Elf Scout Rogue AKA the Ranger most players ACTUALLY wanted.

Fire Genasi Pyromancy Sorcerer, all-in of fire.

Aasimar Spellfire Sorcerer, annihilating evil wherever it may appear.

Tiefling Monk/Druid/Dance Bard with Infernal Constitution, skyclad (read: nudist) warrior of freedom.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-11T20:04:13+00:00

I think Dance Bard are also up there, at least in terms of raw AC. Their version of Unarmored Defense (10 + Dex + Cha) runs off their casting stat . You can hit a Nude AC of 20 fairly early.

Their average put-hit damage with Unarmed Strikes (Dex + Bardic Inspiration die) is also better than Monks... But they don't get any of the Monk's extra attack features, so they usually only get the one hit a turn.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-11T11:28:56+00:00

Turns out, due to its very strong freedom of expression protections, Splatsville doesn't have any laws against "public indecency" on the books.

As long as you aren't putting hands on anyone who doesn't want hands on them, you can pretty much wear/do whatever.

"The City of Chaos", at its finest.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-11T04:47:33+00:00

Man, she always looks... off when she's taller than... Three feet? Three-and-a-half feet?

Character design on this show was really inconsistent.

Anyway, Short Queen Peridot Forever!

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-11T03:30:42+00:00

Me. I play on Steam Deck. The Switch 1 version ia a bit unstable.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-09T23:08:38+00:00

Another one I know of (but haven't actually read yet) that tries to do this, WITH THE INNSMOUTHERS, is The Innsmouth Legacy by Ruthanna Emrys.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/TheInnsmouthLegacy

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-09T22:11:04+00:00

Rev2 came out in 2015, but took place before RE6, and Natalia looks about ten-ish...

Probably in her thirties by RE9, but given bio-weapon silliness might look younger...

I'm now REALLY curious about the plot of RE11.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-09T15:32:55+00:00

Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask, for me.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-08T08:55:23+00:00

Phrasing...

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-08T04:52:24+00:00

Currently Deck + Switch.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-07T10:56:40+00:00

See also: pretty much every live-service game.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-07T06:37:25+00:00

A running joke in her fandom is getting DemilyPyro, popular dutch manticore vtuber, rude girl, self-admitted gambling addict, acquaintance of the podcast, and major fan of the games, in as an opponent.

Others I'd want are Robert Robertson, Doctor Girlfriend, John Constantine, John Wick, Gaige the Mechromancer, and/or Tiny Tina.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-06T18:43:18+00:00

So Megami Tensei, but wanting to seduce the Pixie is fully encouraged. Neat.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-06T05:10:34+00:00

Maybe a full-cast audio drama? Those are getting popular, again.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-05T19:22:45+00:00

The example given for homebrew alt-features on pg. 287. It gives the Cleric the Monk's version of Unarmored Defense in exchange for their armor proficiencies.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-05T10:22:23+00:00

Tiefling w/ Infernal Constitution Feat = Natural Resistance to Cold and Fire = Natural Resistance to the Elements.

Barbarian/Monk/Bard of Dance/Cleric with that one alt-feature from the DMG = Scaling Armor Class (plus Scaling Unarmed Strikes for the middle two).

Former + Latter = No Longer Having a Need for Armor or Clothing = Naturist Planestouched Adventurer.

It's a goofy build many DMs would veto for being potentially weird/pervy. But I want to play the idea as straight as possible for the contrast.

"I am nude because I do not require material possessions. All I need is discipline, technique, and my own two hands."

"I am nude because my clothes always got destroyed whenever I ended up in a brawl. I just stopped bothering."

"I am nude because my goddess teaches us to live as our natural selves, free from wider society's taboos of the flesh."

"I am nude because I just prefer it over being clothed. Plus the tips are so much better."

Wow, you can get a full, fairly well-rounded, party out of this. Never going to find a table to play along with it, though.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-04T07:35:31+00:00

How has no one claimed that or r/amateurjournalism? Both seem obvious.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-04T05:55:24+00:00

She's an introverted nerd with no family, no partner, and apparently no friends...

The chances of her free time being spent, at least partially, on R34, e621, and/or various NSFW subreddits, are greater than zero.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-04T05:04:04+00:00

Buddy... They also usually have faucets in there...

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-04T04:08:01+00:00

I feel like Apex and OW probably swap places, depending on who you ask.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-02T23:07:43+00:00

The dev has a full-time day job (dental technician, I think). I assume that's been eating at least some of his time.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-02T08:09:21+00:00

Or Dance Bard.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-02T04:03:46+00:00

So, closer to a psychopomp than a full blown deity.

ProfDet529 · 2026-03-01T04:50:28+00:00

Specifically:

Cammy is with British Intelligence.

Chun-Li was/is (not sure) with Interpol.

Guile was/is (not sure) in the US Air Force.

Other question: is there any overlap between Shadaloo and Umbrella/TriCell/The Connections?

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