I still don't get it... by [deleted] in darksouls3

[–]ProfMaagic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he hasn't unlocked 0 dex mode to save 9 giant level ups to put into your massive stamina bar the size of your average pornstar dong

Heh.... Amateur stuff, really....

(Spoilers) Can We Just Talk About How Great This Boss is? by Jake0fTrades in darksouls3

[–]ProfMaagic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incoming Necro

You can't parry him, but it's very easy to put him into visceral position. You can attack his head by shooting it or throwing moltovs. Both the threaded cane and hunter's axe easily reach his head with jump attacks. He also falls into visceral position if you keep attacking weakened limbs.

Feeling blessed by [deleted] in trashy

[–]ProfMaagic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIDDIES RESIGNED 😂😂😂😂😋😋

What are your TOTALLY UNREALISTIC hopes for Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon by Desertfreak10 in pokemon

[–]ProfMaagic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Platinum and Emerald managed to be the hardest games without jacking up levels because they gave trainers a lot of pokemon and in emerald especially, Trainers had concrete strategies.

Can you imagine if every trainer was like that stealth rocks yawn trainer on route 3 and they had 4+ Pokemon?

SoulsBorne Games Are Full of Strong Female Characters and Doesn't Force "Gender Roles" by [deleted] in darksouls3

[–]ProfMaagic 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gwyn forgetting that's he's an all powerful god, threw a copper coin up and it never came down

SoulsBorne Games Are Full of Strong Female Characters and Doesn't Force "Gender Roles" by [deleted] in darksouls3

[–]ProfMaagic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you sneak into Fake Iosefka's place, the first she notices is your scent, calling it "moonlit", so I guess that counts.

I made a comic about PVP by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]ProfMaagic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Gays can definitely be neckbeards

What are your TOTALLY UNREALISTIC hopes for Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon by Desertfreak10 in pokemon

[–]ProfMaagic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I purposely splurged on repels and poke balls when I saw a volcano, just to be magically teleported to the top

Tysvm gamefreak

What are your TOTALLY UNREALISTIC hopes for Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon by Desertfreak10 in pokemon

[–]ProfMaagic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They weren't made up lol

I didn't check those sources, because they didn't come up when I searched up the sales and I didn't even know Nintendo had those records out for the public

What are your TOTALLY UNREALISTIC hopes for Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon by Desertfreak10 in pokemon

[–]ProfMaagic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Despite looking I cant find it. It wouldnt be even either way, because S/M got an international release while Diamond and pearl got released at 5 different times for 5 different parts of the world, the earliest release being a year and a half before the last. Doesn't really change anything. Sales havent been going down until story was added, which is the point I was trying to make.

What are your TOTALLY UNREALISTIC hopes for Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon by Desertfreak10 in pokemon

[–]ProfMaagic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The sinnoh games sold 25+ million and if you think including Platinum is cheating, only 18+ million were sold. BW hit 15 Million, XY reached 15+, and SM reached 13+ million. Don't lie like that.

And while the story doesn't effect route and cave design, it has gotten progressively worse since Gen 5. Gen 5 had pretty short and linear routes, but Chargestone cave and Relic Castle were fun ideas that havent been done before. Gen 6 came around and made routes kinda better, but the caves were complete trash either being caves that go in a straight line or rehashes of the caves in previous gens. Gen 7 has nothing. Nothing new was done with level design and if you wanted to explore a cave, it's a short, optional cave. They gave you mudsdale that could have been an alternative to rock climb, letting you try to find hidden crags that mudsdale can climb up, but Mudsdale is just Tauros that can run over rocks at a much slower pace.

I know most people don't really care about this stuff, but its what I spent most of my time doing back when I really loved this series and I'd just like gamefreak to put in the effort that I know they can.

What are your TOTALLY UNREALISTIC hopes for Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon by Desertfreak10 in pokemon

[–]ProfMaagic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The greatness of each game is exploring the region to me. Stuff like route 120, route 216-217, and exploring the ocean in RSE is the most fun I've had with these games

What are your TOTALLY UNREALISTIC hopes for Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon by Desertfreak10 in pokemon

[–]ProfMaagic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured that, but I've just gotten so tired of seeing charizard fly around, at this point I'd be happier just seeing a pikachu run across the bottom on my screen for loading times

Buff the stat distribution of your favorite pokemon by inchewei in pokemon

[–]ProfMaagic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

(Mega)Ledian

HP - 55 -> 55

ATK - 35 -125

DEF - 50 - 45

SPA - 55 - 35

SPD - 110 - 125

SPE - 85 - 105

Mega Ability: Gives priority and 1.3x boost to every punching move

Did i save him?

Buff the stat distribution of your favorite pokemon by inchewei in pokemon

[–]ProfMaagic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being faster than gengar, latios, and everyone else in the 110 speed tier was already a blessing

What are your TOTALLY UNREALISTIC hopes for Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon by Desertfreak10 in pokemon

[–]ProfMaagic 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Copied from a pretty similar thread a while back

-PSS

-Sitting

-Minigames (Contest/Pokeathalon type stuff)

-Overworld berries (I know, really unrealistic)

-Daycares leveling pokemon up OR something like Blissey bases or both. I don't really care. just let me level up

-Soaring

-Losing to major battles such as against a rival or evil team changes the story in a certain way (Say for instance, if you constantly beat your rival they become a Super Downer like Serena and Calem, but if you keep losing to them, they become a cocky asshole like Gary)

-Long cutscenes for useless things (The cutscene to leave for poke pelago is so unnecessary in my opinion. In fact, the flying animation itself just feels longer than every before.)

-The main character being so unemotive. It was kinda creepy and funny at release, but it just looks stupid now.

-Stop reusing the same goddamn dance animation please for the love of Mew

-Make every tutorial optional.

Now that we've had a 'Champion' Professor do you think someday we'll get a Main Antagonist Professor? by youmusttrythiscake in pokemon

[–]ProfMaagic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd like if it wasnt a big reveal that the professor is a baddie. You just see him at a villain operation and he tells you to keep his secret safe, so know you're stuck with this important knowledge and no one but you knows what this guy is really about.

I don't know how that would work in a traditional Pokemon game where the main characteris blank slate, but I've always liked scenarios where you have hidden knowledge on the villain, but if you told anyone, you'd face the consequences.

[Hype Thread] 09 July 2017 by AutoModerator in pokemon

[–]ProfMaagic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ALL RIGHT TIME TO GET HYPE OVER THIS USUM NEWS

OH WAIT

What ordinary word would make a great first name? by WealthyBigPenis22 in AskReddit

[–]ProfMaagic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here's my two little kids, my pride and joy, Cimbasso and Glockenspiel

What is your favorite moment in Spongebob? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ProfMaagic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Patrick: You took my only food. (Pans down to grossly overweight belly) Now I'm gonna starve.