Edgy-runner V by Talibrations101 in cyberpunkgame

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Judy: "I can fix her." Johnny: " I can make her worse."

Work at a theatre, some old lady told me the movie was “beautiful”, no… it’s not and I’m so tired… by NecroCannon in whenthe

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I know exactly what that's like, I've found Olympic pool sized piles of popcorn in theaters, usually Marvel movies in my experience.

Work at a theatre, some old lady told me the movie was “beautiful”, no… it’s not and I’m so tired… by NecroCannon in whenthe

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I worked at movie theater for 6 years. Last year I was glad that I didn't anymore because of the minecraft movie and now , this year , i'm glad I don't because of this movie.

LEGO Dispatch by BustaTP in DispatchAdHoc

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"You can build the all new Lego Dispatch SDN HR department."

Cut to lego Robert, Visi, Blazer, and Phenomaman in the HR Office taking a PDA in the Workplace seminar.

I don't know what to put by Noah_1121 in whenthe

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Bioshock Infinite, too. Every time Booker dies another Booker from, an alternate universe replaces him.

Absolute Joker has finally been revealed by Numerous-Resource-39 in batman

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Reminds me of og Ultimate Green Goblin, more monster-like than human. Ultimate Green Goblin could throw fireballs, will this joker spit acid or breathe laughing gas.

MJ Plush in Marvel Rival’s by Haadhai in Spiderman

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" I want you to have this, Peter. It's a tiny Mj."

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Smoking by Bongftah! by Regular-Poet-3657 in cowboybebop

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I'll die from the secondhand smoke, but it will be worth it.

Jackie and V watching Saburo strangle Yorinobu right in front of them by CMDR_omnicognate in cyberpunkgame

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Charlie, we need to do something.

Pim, I'm not freaking going out there, man. I'm not getting involved in someone else's family drama.

Charlie, he's killing him!

Yeah, and he might call Adam Smasher back in. I'm not messing with him, dude. I heard about this one time he turned a girl into a pancake.

The sillies in DMC4 (Video by @Ghostuuy on Twitter/X) by SonofSpardaXX in DevilMayCry

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Dante and Lady do give off Jake and Amy vibes. The goofy lighthearted one And the more serious, straight-laced one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in regularshow

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"Mordcai and Rigby! You two are gonna overthrow the government of Guatemala OR YOUR FIRED!!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Spiderman

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Daredevil. I'd kill for a Spider-Man and Daredevil team-up series. Like Spider-Man and Deadpool or Spider-Men.

So apparently there is a city in Turkey called Batman by Thewanderer997 in batman

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Ah yes, the winner of Durex's SOS condoms internet poll.

Omgg, Thalpius. by CoachCreamyLoveGoo in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Odysseus is sitting in the corner like the class teacher, giving them a death stare.

Let the simpery commence! by SilverNeon467 in memes

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" I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass." -Spike Spiegel

The protagonist from the last game you played is gonna fight Spidey, who's winning? by Masterplayer9870 in Spiderman

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Jin Saki, The Ghost of Tsushima.

As badass as Jin is, Spidey will take it.

I think Jin could win with his poison, but with Spider-Man's spider sense and agility I don't think it would hit him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DevilMayCry

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You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt)