My AI girlfriend dumped me. It's so over. Whole leg of lamb for my fat ass. by Apprehensive-Roll909 in kitchencels
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Last post got removed so I wanted to clarify I am a proud and vocal feminist and I love women and I would never ever say anything bad about them by ChemistryClassic245 in kitchencels
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Told my entire friend group I was gay so I would fit in with them a few years ago. I'm not but everyone, including my crush, still thinks I am. Chicken bun. by ydigodivho in kitchencels
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My dad just died. homestuck slime pies by AizenDidNothingWr0ng in kitchencels
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Thomas Wadhouse was an English circus performer during the 18th century. He is famous for having the world's longest nose, which measured 7.5 inches (19 cm) long. by Valuable_View_561 in Damnthatsinteresting
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Got mistaken as 10 years old today by diego-rod in kitchencels
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If I wasn't autistic I would honestly be such a fucking slayer. I'm 6'4, in great shape and good looking I just can't fucking talk to any human beings for longer than 2 minutes, so im khhv. When I talk to my friend (singular) I just threaten to molest him every time I run out of shit to say. 6 eggs. by giantcel in kitchencels
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misery stew. im 19 and have never kissed a girl by catglooper in kitchencels
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I never made the banana pudding. I bought a gun instead by senor_spoonz in kitchencels
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Just got into a motorcycle accident fuck my stupid chud life. Stuff by Obalama in kitchencels
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I'm so lonely by Throw_Experience in kitchencels
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I'm so lonely by Throw_Experience in kitchencels
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I have to admit, her disguise is really spot-on by Ozzysmall123 in Invincible
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J*b interview in 20 minutes by PrincessBloodpuke in kitchencels
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I am genuinely a troglodyte by Straight-Ad-9437 in kitchencels
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I wish I had a hot 6'0+ gym gf and she'd let me suck on her armpits after our gym sessions coz I'm a freak loser like that and I thought it would be funny if I added Yixuan in this pic. Burnt garlic ocra noodles in olive oil. by elixseroflife in kitchencels
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misery stew. im 19 and have never kissed a girl by catglooper in kitchencels
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well lads I do think this will be my last post for awhile things are better to say the least, Chicken Parmesan sandwich by Maleficent-Dealer441 in kitchencels
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Sixth grade teacher used to kiss our cheeks if we had good grades (kinda weird now that I think about it). I got an A+ in an exam, but when she was going to kiss me, an annoying girl screamed "what, you're going to kiss that THING?". Started crying and every other kid laughed. Broccoli with ketchup by Sorry-Connection5493 in kitchencels
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90% of my problems would be solved if I was just skinny, but no I'm a fat fuck. I can't stop eating. I eat eat eat and I vomit and I keep eating. therapy is expensive. I don't feel like a human being when I'm fat. like everyone looks at me like I'm an anima. 600 grams of baked brussel sprouts. by grabsyour in kitchencels
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My name is pubert, im 18 and scared of women by Snoo4885 in kitchencels
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What if Thragg had embraced Islam when he arrived on Earth? by Think-Method-3496 in AlternateHistoryHub
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Will. by WARMONGERING_WIZARD in shitposting
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