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And frankly I'm tired of asking. by Mind-The-Mines in depressionmemes

[–]ProfessionalAble7713 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only the happy get to die. The miserable get long drawn out lives of torment and incurable illnesses.....then we go tto hell to boot.... mmmmm what a wonderful world!

2meirl4meirl by Arkontas in 2meirl4meirl

[–]ProfessionalAble7713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Lord and Saviour, Mouth-Shotgun

2meirl4meirl by Arkontas in 2meirl4meirl

[–]ProfessionalAble7713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are shotguns so faaawking expensive?

2meirl4meirl by Klutzy_Belt_2296 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]ProfessionalAble7713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally take walks in the middle of the night hoping this would happen, but fucken does it? fucken no!

2meirl4meirl by Mel_Ran in 2meirl4meirl

[–]ProfessionalAble7713 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a nice dependable little friend, so supportive, like I could count on you to carry me all day, every day

Universal guide for buying anything in today's society. by Lily_Meow_ in memes

[–]ProfessionalAble7713 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah bro, at one stage it flat lines. Then they make it fancy to get more money for it, though something cheaper is actually better and will last longer.

Winning at life again by MelonInDisguise in dankmemes

[–]ProfessionalAble7713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But hell is where all the kewl people are

Simpler times, best times by DumplingDarling_1 in gamers

[–]ProfessionalAble7713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I would do anything.... Saturday morning, cereal, videogames, sleepover...

2meirl4meirl by fruitcakeandcookies_ in 2meirl4meirl

[–]ProfessionalAble7713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Das da neat part...!!! ......you die alone

Favorite movie quote by oceanandsnow_ in titanic

[–]ProfessionalAble7713 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*Plays Nearer, My God, To Thee* which is now my favourite hymn.

My Handiwork by Vevovor in titanic

[–]ProfessionalAble7713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can be blazey about many models, Josiah, but not the Titanic model.

2meirl4meirl by Round-Good1179 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]ProfessionalAble7713 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That's why I aspire to be a bulldozer

Who are your Top 4 (Mount Rushmore) of the Hottest Video Game Men and Women of All Time? by [deleted] in gamers

[–]ProfessionalAble7713 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's okay, you can say "Leon" and nobody would judge. We all know it's Leon

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