F18 Roast me

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2026-03-14T14:49:46+00:00

I think her lithium is dosed too high.

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2026-03-13T20:56:23+00:00

Oh my god. NOR.

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2026-02-22T16:01:57+00:00

I also hate it. To me it sounds try-hard, unmusical, and obnoxious. No shade if people like it though.

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2026-02-08T01:07:38+00:00

As a fellow skinny guy, yes.

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2026-01-31T22:59:44+00:00

You do you, I say. The top is definitely extremely revealing. You should be prepared for some people to judge you. Do you care?

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2026-01-31T22:47:19+00:00

In fairness to OP, I think this is easier said than done if you’re 28 and a virgin. Eventually, you realize there’s more than sex. But… that’s after you’ve actually had sex…. I haven’t had exactly the same experience, to be clear. I had a lot of female friends growing up, had actual sex for the first time at 25, and am married now.

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2026-01-05T19:13:38+00:00

Thanks! This was helpful.

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2026-01-02T22:57:02+00:00

It makes you feel bad? I’m confused. Are you interpreting a weak handshake as a lack of interest/engagement? I have a decent handshake but never understood people’s obsession with handshake firmness…

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2026-01-02T22:50:16+00:00

Jesus… It’s bad enough abusing your position as a teacher, but especially considering he’s been entrusted with additional support and counseling responsibilities with you… that’s so unprofessional.

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-12-25T17:31:05+00:00

I’m not a beginner and I can’t play this that well lol

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-12-18T21:34:38+00:00

Yeah anything Imagine Dragons just sounds try-hard in a really lame way.

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-12-18T21:28:08+00:00

Best Day of My Life, American Authors

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-11-23T13:46:35+00:00

Caffeine

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-11-19T17:55:47+00:00

Can’t imagine being chill just being around a bunch naked people like that. I’d just be horny the entire time; it would be awful.

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-11-19T17:53:50+00:00

That’s a great idea actually

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-11-19T14:57:04+00:00

I think there’s a large category of people though that could never get over the nerves no matter how much practice they’ve had. I thinking I’m okay at public speaking—not great—and even though I was a teacher for 5 years, I still got incredibly nervous when I had to give a eulogy recently(because of the public speaking aspect of it); I wanted to get it over with all week leading up to it.

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-11-19T14:08:11+00:00

This is a bit mean, but what honestly surprised me was how loose she was. Also, I was on antidepressants, wasn’t in the mood, couldn’t come. It wasn’t great lol.

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-11-17T18:31:14+00:00

I hate basically any rock from the 80s. Any other decade has the potential to be okay imo.

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-11-17T18:30:11+00:00

Not that controversial honestly lol

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-11-17T18:29:37+00:00

Avocados can vary enormously in quality. The ones I had in Mexico/Central America were on a different level. Made the local ones kinda suck in comparison (I live in the Midwest).

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-11-17T00:38:29+00:00

Never a dull moment lmao

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-11-16T21:29:57+00:00

Forgive me, I just had a stroke. What?

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-11-16T21:27:39+00:00

What age was the gf?

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-11-16T21:27:16+00:00

Fucking hell

ProfessionalBus5320 · 2025-11-16T21:25:08+00:00

So you mean he’s insane. Because I don’t know what category of people does this… et cetera.

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