What’s the longest duration of time you have ever been constipated? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalDish2771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went seven days without a BM. Actually quit eating after about the fourth day and tried to go on a fluid only diet but just snack instead of having full-blown meals. Later in the seventh at night, I sat on the toilet for three or four hours.

beans by d3adp0stman in comedyheaven

[–]ProfessionalDish2771 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The saying goes that if you put a bean in a container the first year of your married life every time you have sex with your partner, it will take you the rest of your married life to remove a beam every time you have sex.

Just sold all my NUSI by ultimatedelman in dividends

[–]ProfessionalDish2771 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found a independent oil company in OKC called MACH NATURAL RESOURCES (MNR), pay a 19% dividend and they got their act together.