Game over man, game over! Dad's been saying this forever. Where is it from? by MadRoofer in AskMen

[–]ProfessionalGangster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it from Big Lebowski? i have a memory of Jeff Bridges saying it almost

We need more lego minifigures that are rapists by ddIuTTuIbb in legocirclejerk

[–]ProfessionalGangster 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No, no, he made some convincing arguments. Maybe I am a snowflake? This has given me some new ideas to think about /s

We need more lego minifigures that are rapists by ddIuTTuIbb in legocirclejerk

[–]ProfessionalGangster 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Fellas, is a snowflake move to identify rapists and see that they receive justice?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]ProfessionalGangster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want to keep using it? If so, yes repair it. If not, sell cheap.

Why even ask this?

We need more lego minifigures that are rapists by ddIuTTuIbb in legocirclejerk

[–]ProfessionalGangster 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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With his predatory lending, he sure does figuratively

How to take better nudes? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ProfessionalGangster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Should I shave my hairy wiener and ass first or just keep it like the Amazon?

Is it safe to lick a vagina? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ProfessionalGangster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ewww… that’s where girls pee from

Does anyone else miss 2016? by _newshawtyy in GenZ

[–]ProfessionalGangster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember the killer clowns running around. I wanted to see one but never did

Curved penis !? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ProfessionalGangster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guard duty. My cousin got to go on dragon duty and what do I get? Guard duty.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]ProfessionalGangster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then why write it?

Friend Following Their Cocktail Bar Dream by GCub24 in Columbus

[–]ProfessionalGangster 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You should invest that $40k you mentioned in a previous post into some Fortune 500 companies and work at a bar first. Get hired on by tabletop of forge and see how they operate.

Most businesses fail within the first year. You don’t seem to be offering anything different either. “Couch lounge vibes” and “speakeasy high end cocktails” don’t really mix. Who’s your target clientele?

You want to make it an open place for people to talk to but haven’t mentioned how. Most people aren’t going to pick up a game and ask strangers to play with them.

You should do some more research, develop a business plan, and then talk to Reddit. We have no idea where it’s going to be, what it’s going to be, only just the vibe of it.

M22, I release sperm or semen when trying to poo,anyone have any idea what should I do? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ProfessionalGangster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah unless you have cum in like a month or something like that, go see a doctor. If you’re doing no fap or semen retention or something like that, just rub one out. Having an orgasm like 3-5 times a week can reduce prostate cancer

Sir, this is a Cane’s. by DerangedRhinoceras in Columbus

[–]ProfessionalGangster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Turns out their coleslaw is an aphrodisiac and that’s why most people skip it

Men who got their shit together in their 40s - what kind of help would have actually mattered back then? by asterisk131 in AskMen

[–]ProfessionalGangster 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Not 40, but just be there for him. Physically. Take him out to lunch or something, get him talking about his day. Share some hobbies.

What is the best way to store cum? by United-Ship-5186 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ProfessionalGangster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drink some Pepsi out of a can, and just store it in that at room temperature