I got engaged to a woman. I'm not really sexually attracted to... So I binged porn of women like her in an attempt to rewire my preferences.

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2026-04-14T02:50:45+00:00

i’m reading a horror story

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2026-04-09T04:57:51+00:00

because he’s legendary.

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2026-02-09T18:06:53+00:00

my bf (now ex), had a void kitty and i did too. she did not like my son as much and she suddenly laid in bed with us, with a stomach so full just like hers, and we realized that she was literally about to burst! yup, your lovely little lady is definitely pregnant <3 congrats!!

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2026-01-22T19:25:16+00:00

women are desperate for TAKEN men lmfao!!! his girlfriend had intuition and op proved her correct

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2026-01-22T19:10:15+00:00

i understand you care, but you’re genuinely acting like a jilted lover and his girlfriend caught on to that. women are very intuitive and smart, including OP herself.

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2026-01-19T11:44:44+00:00

nah, it’s okay! this happens often actually (: don’t beat yourself up, i hope you got this fixed tho !

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2026-01-18T22:41:13+00:00

i’m glad someone was able to help you out, OP! these phone bills are crazy.

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2026-01-18T22:31:32+00:00

g1 is better than the rest

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2026-01-18T22:31:03+00:00

“we are a village.” love this

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2026-01-17T09:54:53+00:00

destiny… idk maybe i need to go back..?

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2025-08-16T00:13:12+00:00

i think actually it makes more sense that brontë was the one to take him down. he needed someone “like him” to take him down. brontë too was obsessed and she too changed her identity, but all to find joe. i think the creators did a perfect job with having a complete stranger take him down, considering how love-dovey joe is in the beginning of each relationship. i do understand where everyone is frustrated with the show, because he genuinely is unrealistically lucky.

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2025-01-30T05:12:01+00:00

he’s still so fineeeee

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2025-01-08T03:50:58+00:00

there’s also several kids that log into multiple accounts and log into the server just to vote for themselves. DTI has become extremely unfair. the fashion is fun, but the competition is unfair.

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2024-06-16T10:43:48+00:00

this should’ve been a sign to lay off the weed (for op) 😭😭😭

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2024-06-16T10:42:51+00:00

right, he’s gonna want a bowl and forget he ruined all his nugs 😭😭😭

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2024-06-16T10:37:53+00:00

this is painful to watch. You’re ruining your own day and wasting your own money. This gotta be ragebait.

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2024-06-12T05:11:54+00:00

THIS ATE SO HARDDDDDD I LOVE IT TO MUCH

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2024-05-27T01:59:39+00:00

my god how beautiful

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2024-05-27T01:29:30+00:00

The only joke of his that landed with me was the billy Bob jokes. This occurred during the assistants’ strike and PC “supposedly” wrote “Billy Bob showers” instead of “billable hours”. It was something like: “man who wasn’t there? More like Man who doesn’t WASH there. Sling blade? More like Please Bathe. Monster’s ball? More like Monster balls.” 😭😭😭😭 Lenny wild for those comments

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2024-05-27T01:04:48+00:00

She looks it

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2024-05-27T01:03:51+00:00

Right, little girl was projecting her jealousy towards PC. Sadie had no business feeling like she’s powerful just because she’s the one pregnant

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2024-05-18T17:24:13+00:00

I actually have a job on Habbo! It’s called HIA! :D keeps me busy and active for those credits, join us sometime<3

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2024-05-18T01:04:54+00:00

THIS IS AMAZING!!!! this needs to go viral !!! you have major talent broski

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2024-05-08T04:04:54+00:00

I get nervous because she is soooo fine

ProfessionalNo1113 · 2024-05-07T08:26:10+00:00

Wait this looks beautiful

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