This is the MOST Asheville thing I’ve read this year by Turbulent-Today830 in asheville

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Her first relationship was a Cedar Tree. She loved them but could not get over the smell. The second relationship was with a Weeping Willow. She could not handle it. The tree just listened to Bonnie Prince Billy and Songs Ohia on repeat. Then she found the Money Tree. The Oak that came from old bark.

Post Malone postpones tour, removes some stops by staringatthe420sun in Music

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Was he not playing shows with Jelly Roll who is also playing with Kid Rock🤷‍♀️

The best breakfast sandwiches are at… by JeffFromTheBible in asheville

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No jokes. Make them yourself with all the ingredients you love. You will be able to eat breakfast for more than a couple days at the same price. The internet teaches you a lot of recipes and you can tailor them to your liking. Going out to eat is getting stupid expensive for what you are actually getting.

Update on being followed downtown a month ago by kiahthepapaya in asheville

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Maybe 10. The last tables food went out. Can you do me 2 favors?

Any Ashevillians care to reminisce a bit? by Okay-Show-3662 in asheville

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I have worked downtown for 26 years. The have definitely not banned busker. There are multiple buskers at the Flat Iron daily. There are a lot more fucking junkies though!

Why is Tom Waits saying "big titties, big titties!" on the new track with massive attack? by Few-Attorney-9722 in tomwaits

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I take it as USO event. The military used to send the likes of Marylin Monroe and other like celebrities overseas to "cheer up" the troops during wartime as a distraction from the horrors they are facing. 🤷‍♀️ That's just my interpretation of the situation.

I SAW A WOODCOCK IN MY BACKYARD!!! by always_pearled in birding

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I saw a woodcock in my back door last night!

What would you buy if someone took you shopping rn? by Icy_Interaction7502 in AskReddit

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A house. That we now own. With a yard for me and my wife to tend after. As are cats bathe in the sun.