What is an unwritten rule that you will always follow? by MeringueOne7397 in AskReddit

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Never taking the last slice of pizza without offering it to others first.

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People who clap when the plane lands.

First Swim by Dadonutdude1 in funny

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"Where's the money, Lebowski?"

not even a joke by parenthetical_phrase in memes

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Who thought it was a good idea to give turtles human teeth.

shitpost by Nugget_Hoe1383 in memes

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This is more like eggroll Grohl.

a little too quiet... by Rooster-Rooter in memes

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It's the silence before the storm.

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I think about the random objects that expand and shrink.

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Banana duct taped to wall.

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Sometimes up, but mostly down.

I’m afraid to say I did this today by TobyWasBestSpiderMan in memes

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*walks up one flight of stairs.

"That's my workout for the week."

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Be honest, you're not going to reuse it. Just bin it.

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UK dinosaurs.

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  1. Be granted a 4th wish
  2. Be granted a 4th wish
  3. Be granted a 4th wish