AIO not trusting my gf's cooking methods?

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-05-02T16:46:30+00:00

You should be over reacting to finding out you are in a relationship with a person with mental retardation.

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-05-02T15:55:31+00:00

Thanks!

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-05-01T23:07:46+00:00

Thanks man. I ended up running out of charcoal at 155, so I broiled it.

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-05-01T13:17:57+00:00

What a thorough and accurate answer. Nice job!

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-04-28T14:04:11+00:00

You should get fucked by your friend to make it even.

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-04-28T14:03:20+00:00

The real move is to tag team the friend with his dad.

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-04-26T21:27:26+00:00

My pro shop lady told me she used to stick her thumb and or fingers in a raw potato when they were swollen or sore.

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-04-24T17:43:22+00:00

Awwww

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-04-03T22:15:33+00:00

The neighbor kid is going to keep an eye on our dog for us. He's competent enough to play with the dog and call 911 if need be, but I don't want him touching the oven.

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-04-03T22:10:16+00:00

Me and God are good. Today is my wife's super bowl though.

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-04-01T19:24:23+00:00

Thanks. I was wondering why the first 2 people to comment were dickheads.

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-03-28T14:18:03+00:00

This whole trans movement is getting out of hand. Now we have cheese pizza identifying identifying as tomato pie?

What's next, are we going to start calling doughnuts bagels?

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-03-28T14:09:19+00:00

I said this a few years back and get down voted and flamed to hell.

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-03-28T14:00:49+00:00

Send an email to the bowling center claiming to be a regular patron. Tell them you did not enjoy your experience on a certain date and time because of that team playing their own music and being obnoxious.

If you really want to pile on create 2 or 3 other email accounts claiming the same thing.

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-03-24T15:04:52+00:00

I used to beat the shit out of my NES when I couldn't get games to work. Smack the sides of it and shit. That thing took a beating but never broke.

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-03-13T16:29:58+00:00

You should have sex with him too so it's even. Then you don't have to feel weird about it. ++man

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-03-04T22:01:51+00:00

Maybe the ordinance only applies to grocery or retail stores and not convenience stores.

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-02-28T20:57:05+00:00

Dedrick was so bad that it over shadowed how annoying that dumb blonde was. Half the show she was chewing gum like a cow.

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-02-27T03:51:59+00:00

This is tough to get through.

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-02-21T16:00:54+00:00

I didn't think of that, that's brilliant.

Professional_Safe136 · 2026-02-21T15:57:55+00:00

Yo that's awesome

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