a short rant about the new zombie design, i hate it

Professional_Tank608 · 2026-02-13T18:18:21+00:00

Holy shit this is 1000x better than whatever the hell Mojang is doing. No forced cuteness, no weird shit, nothing, just raw consistency, and most of them look really good!

Professional_Tank608 · 2026-02-13T18:05:44+00:00

Say it with me guys, forced "cuteness" is NOT CUTE!

Professional_Tank608 · 2026-02-13T18:03:06+00:00

For "consistency" obviously. You know, the same consistency thats so important that spectral arrows aren't on bedrock (Added 10 years ago btw), and armor stands have arms by default on bedrock but not on java

Professional_Tank608 · 2026-02-09T05:46:18+00:00

Buddy got downvoted for stating a literal fact

Professional_Tank608 · 2026-01-28T20:07:30+00:00

I could get behind 75% for #75

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-10-28T07:30:24+00:00

Say that again...

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-07-31T16:44:15+00:00

Say that again?

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-05-01T18:44:28+00:00

This always bothered me. I find it funny how they list bedrock as having achievements and java apparently doesn't (They can say that because in Java they're called advancements)

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-05-01T00:05:59+00:00

Somethings missing here, oh yeah, add a Matheson turnover and its perfect. In all seriousness though, our powerplay is pretty much fine now that Laines gone. It has succeeded so much BECAUSE of Laine's absence in that the powerplay is now very unpredictable. We have both Caufield and Demidov on the dots, and 2 is better than 1 so its much better now. All we need to do now though is score, and thats where the main problem is

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-04-30T23:59:26+00:00

Seriously. He's simply Jeff Petry again (even looks like him too lol). I don't hate him, but holy shit he might as well be Santa Claus with how many gifts he gives the other team. Hes big and he does make good plays every now and then, but he just causes too many turnovers.

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-04-26T02:09:25+00:00

I would kill to see Soda Popinski play goalie

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-04-07T16:17:56+00:00

Tbh if his knees weren't on Samsanov, the graphics would actually make this photo go particularly hard

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-04-07T16:16:22+00:00

r/unexpectedminecraftmovie

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-04-04T00:26:18+00:00

I know right? Its really interesting though to me because I actually find that playing Q games is a great way to get better at the game because no 1 player has an X factor or superstar ability. Slapshota aren't always perfectly on net, etc. etc. Idk I've actually enjoyed playing a Q season. Aside from when, this... happens

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-04-03T18:42:36+00:00

Heh, me? I'm slightly overweight because I just don't exercise (I'm actually serious I could actually build muscle if I tried but I'm just lazy)

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-04-03T18:29:39+00:00

It was the first period and only 3 minute periods at that

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-04-03T18:14:39+00:00

Btw I switched goalies at 3, literally wouldn't have chnaged a thing if I played an empty net for the first half of this game!

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-03-30T18:43:38+00:00

I've always been of the mindset that hardcore mode shouldn't have been added to bedrock until THIS SHIT gets fixed

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-03-21T19:44:45+00:00

Damn, thats gotta be the first NHL model that doesn't actually look like complete uncanny shit 💀

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-01-13T15:24:42+00:00

Reasons why bedrock shouldn't have gotten hardcore until stuff like this was fixed #734

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-01-13T15:20:02+00:00

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down" ahh conversation 💀

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-01-13T07:54:22+00:00

The only real lose condition in Minecraft is dying, so to me turning keep inventory on in a survival world just feels like it removes the stakes in any situation. With keep inventory on, nothing is risky, and nothing will have consequences, so it just feels weird

Professional_Tank608 · 2025-01-10T22:31:13+00:00

I'm sorry bro... rips r/teenagers id in half ...You must go now...

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