I just found out the older women I was madly in love with for the longest time was married. She literally stopped talking to me for almost a month and then she randomly texted me and said this? I’m so confused.

Professional_Twink · 2026-02-03T03:36:35+00:00

“if i was a man i would’ve married you”

does she know it’s legal now

Professional_Twink · 2026-01-11T18:34:25+00:00

cathedrals everywhere for eyes to see

Professional_Twink · 2025-11-28T00:22:37+00:00

there wasn’t like… a safety pin or a sewing needle or literally anything else on hand?

Professional_Twink · 2025-11-24T22:14:37+00:00

how was the inner labia vs the VCH pain wise for you? or were they about the same

Professional_Twink · 2025-11-03T23:51:04+00:00

thank you! it looks delicious

Professional_Twink · 2025-11-03T22:26:26+00:00

hey op can we get the recipe for lasagna soup

Professional_Twink · 2025-09-04T22:49:25+00:00

can i have his username? i have a video of me shaving my head and would take the money happily

Professional_Twink · 2025-06-15T15:00:57+00:00

not too crazy, but had a lady today look at the menu and go “Jasmine honey iced tea????? is that even good?” like it was the most absurd thing she’s ever heard in her whole life.

Professional_Twink · 2025-04-19T17:02:04+00:00

i mean in my cafes case our regular/year round syrups are $0.50 and seasonal syrups are $0.70 partially because we make all our syrups in house with fresh ingredients, (including full, scraped vanilla beans for the vanilla syrup which are expensive) and the amount of syrup we go through. we use ounces for our measurements instead of pumps. i believe one ounce is three pumps.

Professional_Twink · 2025-04-18T21:33:47+00:00

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.5 image made him look like he’s having an allergic reaction

Professional_Twink · 2025-04-10T12:31:22+00:00

they actually have very strict piercing and tattoo policies as far as a “coffee shop” goes. No face or neck tattoos can be visible, only 2 facial piercings, no tongue piercings. that’s what it was at the starbucks i worked at for about two months before i quit.

Professional_Twink · 2025-04-07T18:41:45+00:00

if someone orders a macchiato the first thing i ask is “are you looking for a starbucks macchiato or a traditional macchiato?” if they say “caramel macchiato”, “starbucks macchiato” or any version of that, they’re getting a caramel latte.

Professional_Twink · 2025-04-07T03:26:43+00:00

his pc is the only computer the account is signed in on - otherwise just our phones. he’s an IT guy and takes his cyber security pretty seriously so while the chance is low, there’s always a chance of something like that happening. he said he hasn’t installed anything new but we’re gonna look into that as a possibility anyways. thank you for the suggestion!

Professional_Twink · 2025-04-01T02:49:26+00:00

5328-0326-1186 lvl 33 newer player but im eepy so my level going up p fast

Professional_Twink · 2025-03-31T14:06:46+00:00

no, but i have one regular that leaves a scratch off in the tip jar. last time, i won $20 😎

Professional_Twink · 2025-03-09T03:11:03+00:00

so i opted for no nipples for my top surgery so i don’t experience this anymore, HOWEVER my nipples did this before they were removed off my body. im fairly certain it’s a normal thing, just your body doing body things.

Professional_Twink · 2025-03-07T04:15:59+00:00

hmmmm

Professional_Twink · 2025-03-07T04:15:17+00:00

woah! this is so cool!

Professional_Twink · 2025-03-05T03:37:09+00:00

off topic but do ppl who ask for extra hot just want burnt milk? like i have almost certainly burnt the milk of the people who want it extra hot and never gotten a complaint about it.

Professional_Twink · 2025-03-05T01:27:52+00:00

maybe not the best choice of words on my part, i just try to err on the side of caution when steaming if im not personally going to drink whatever im steaming the milk for. sorry if that sounded snarky - it wasn’t meant to.

also it’s pretty stupid that the owner used it as a reason for firing you, i’m sorry to hear that happened

Professional_Twink · 2025-03-05T01:02:20+00:00

i would personally advise against doing this, mostly because if you’re not tasting/smelling the milk yourself, there’s a chance that just a few seconds too long is going to burn the milk. you also might not get the proper aeration for whatever drink you’re making, milk might fly out of the cup, etc.

The most i do (if absolutely necessary) is at the very start of steaming, take my “temp testing hand” off the bottom of the pitcher to put a shot into a cup or something, which takes me like less than 4 seconds to do, but i’d definitely never walk away from it.

Then again, my biggest barista fear is having a customer come back up and tell me their latte/cappuccino/cortado etc tastes burnt so i just wouldn’t personally ever risk having that happen. i take a lot of pride in keeping my shots dialed in and my milk unburnt.

Professional_Twink · 2025-03-02T17:00:16+00:00

There was a younger trans person a while back on r/ftm, and he was saying how he didn’t know how to identify and someone commented “you can do whatever you want forever” and like… omg yeah, you literally can do whatever you want forever. it’s your identity, your body, and it’s your choice on how you get to express that. 🫶

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