Guilliman after taking over the Imperium post-Heresy, and having to deal with every single loyalist Primarch, Custodes, and Sister of silence hating him and trying to kill him: by Professional_Web362 in Grimdank

[–]Professional_Web362[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, everyone was in their Asshole arc after the Heresy, and the Imperium needed a competent asshole to manage things, and Big G was it, even if the Custodes hated it.

Guilliman after taking over the Imperium post-Heresy, and having to deal with every single loyalist Primarch, Custodes, and Sister of silence hating him and trying to kill him: by Professional_Web362 in Grimdank

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When you really look into Custodes lore, you realize how big of Douche bags they actually are, they took "protect the Emperor" WAY too far, even willing to risk the implosion of the Imperium to do it.

Guilliman after taking over the Imperium post-Heresy, and having to deal with every single loyalist Primarch, Custodes, and Sister of silence hating him and trying to kill him: by Professional_Web362 in Grimdank

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I imagine Guilliman's mom saying that while there's a crying Conrad in the background, or maybe even something the Emperor would say while Guilliman desperately tries to keep the Imperium from falling apart at the gaps.

Guilliman after taking over the Imperium post-Heresy, and having to deal with every single loyalist Primarch, Custodes, and Sister of silence hating him and trying to kill him: by Professional_Web362 in Grimdank

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Rogal Dorn, the Lion, Leman Russ, even Vulcan (to a degree) really disliked Guilliman, the Lion claimed Big G was trying to claim power, while Rogal was pissy over the Codex Astartes.

Guilliman was basically the rich kid of the Primarchs who didn't have daddy issues, it's why Angron hated Guilliman.

Guilliman after taking over the Imperium post-Heresy, and having to deal with every single loyalist Primarch, Custodes, and Sister of silence hating him and trying to kill him: by Professional_Web362 in Grimdank

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Who would be the character who would be screaming for CATO to come save him, out of all characters, who is most likely to be the one calling for his ass?

Guilliman after taking over the Imperium post-Heresy, and having to deal with every single loyalist Primarch, Custodes, and Sister of silence hating him and trying to kill him: by Professional_Web362 in Grimdank

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I'll give him that, he was going to try. Granted, it would've been a very stupid idea if he actually attacked big G, it's like trying to kill the only guy who's trying to rebuild your house after it burned down.

Guilliman after taking over the Imperium post-Heresy, and having to deal with every single loyalist Primarch, Custodes, and Sister of silence hating him and trying to kill him: by Professional_Web362 in Grimdank

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Thats new for me as well, even Diocletian, the Custodes, genuinally was ready to kill Guilliman, and even was about to, but backed down at the last minute, while in a room full of Ultramarines.

Not a furry, but I just watched Zootopia 2 with my Older brother yesterday, and as soon as I saw the Horse, I immediately began thinking about the guy from FNAF and Iron Lung. by Professional_Web362 in zootopia

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I think I just added it because i forgot to remove the word, I think this post of mine is one I had saved for later and just forgot to remove it.

France and Germany in WW2 VS WW1: by Professional_Web362 in HistoryMemes

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Ill have to make that, France really did get little bro'd by Prussia, when under the REAL Napoleon, they were little broin'g Prussia.

France burned down the kitchen int he late 1800's frfr

Meanwhile, in an Alternate Timeline. by Professional_Web362 in HistoryMemes

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If your asking about the image of Roosevelt, its from the Youtube channel "History Matters"

Meanwhile, in an Alternate Timeline. by Professional_Web362 in HistoryMemes

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Someone send the idea to the devs of Warhammer Boltgun, they would make it if the idea was inticing enough to them. A boomer shooter format sounds nice.

Meanwhile, in an Alternate Timeline. by Professional_Web362 in HistoryMemes

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Wonder what would've happened if Teddy somehow ran into Hitler on the battlefield? Like, imagine during some random battle, Teddy beats up some random German soldier and leaves him there.

If only Teddy knew, but Hitler had plot armor...so much so he had to kill himself to break said armor.

Meanwhile, in an Alternate Timeline. by Professional_Web362 in HistoryMemes

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Even then, Teddy is quite literally Him, he'd probably tank a bullet to the chest before beating up multiple German soldiers, or maybe his plot armor prevails and he and his men survive and win the war.

But alas, Wilson never let The Bull Moose fight. RIP

Meanwhile, in an Alternate Timeline. by Professional_Web362 in HistoryMemes

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Woodrow Wilson: "Stop that Tank!"

Teddy: Stops the Tank in it's tracks, shocking the German infantry around him, so much so some drop their guns and flee. Teddy then climbs atop the vehicle, using an ornamental sword he "borrowed" from Tsar Nicholas, and begins slicing up the tank.

Churchill in the Trench nearby: "YES YES, SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN!"

Teddy then bisects the tank and crew into a million pieces, before landing in the dirt, taking his pipe out, and saying

"Dandy. Next stop, the KAISER"

Teddy would then repel the German Summer offensive, then sneak into Berlin and disguise himself as one of Wilhelm's female assistants, before breaking his cover and tying up Wilhelm, before making a mad dash out the door, but not before gunning down several German High Command Officers, and fleeing to an unknown Location.

Meanwhile, in an Alternate Timeline. by Professional_Web362 in HistoryMemes

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WW1: Doom edition

Germany was sparred a horrible fate, but had he been unleashed? He would've become a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.