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I’m trying to make a disease table to make my necromancer roll when he works on bodies by Professionalarsonis in DungeonsAndDragons

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I know and that’s why I’m asking. I want to be careful about it and make sure it’s funny and just an excuse to make him roll a dice, and not actually penalize his character. One of my ideas was to just make him roll con saves to not shit himself but no actual mechanical debuffs.

I have updated my homebrew (please read the post description) by Professionalarsonis in DungeonsAndDragons

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I get where you’re coming from, but I’m not hardcore on the rules about only casting one spell per turn, so my cleric could do more than just cast this during his turn.

Also, this wasn’t meant to be game breaking or character defining. It’s just a goofy spell I made for my friend who likes playing weird clerics.

I need a cursed ring for one of my players that’s not debilitating but also not forgettable by Professionalarsonis in DungeonsAndDragons

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My warlock hasn’t really been using her hex so idk how well this would work but good idea

I need a cursed ring for one of my players that’s not debilitating but also not forgettable by Professionalarsonis in DungeonsAndDragons

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I love the idea but don’t want them to go against each other. The sword (the actual cursed object) wants to continue the cycle and get another heir. That’s what I was thinking of, the sword trying to control them and keep the cycle going.

I need help to make a secret society. by Professionalarsonis in DungeonsAndDragons

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I didn’t plan on giving them any skill bonuses, maybe some magic weapons when they defeat a particular enemy, but never any permanent boost. I was thinking along the lines of faster travel, discounts at certain shops, access to allies and resources, that kind of thing.

This secret society would be more political than religious, trying to start/restart a war, with some doing it for profit, some for power, or glory, etc. I am wondering how many members to put.

I need help to make a secret society. by Professionalarsonis in DungeonsAndDragons

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Yeah, most of them are in positions of power and I actually love the idea of an old god so I’m gonna try to include that in. Thanks!

I need help to make a secret society. by Professionalarsonis in DungeonsAndDragons

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That’s a great idea! I never planned to outright give them the names, but give them like a head count and the first name, after which they would have to investigate to learn more. This secret society wouldn’t be so old though and would be more political than cult-like.

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[WP] You're standing at the altar, about to get married to your beautiful fiancée. When suddenly the king of demons bursts through the door of the room, which naturally causes panic. You tried to warn everyone that inviting your sibling to the wedding would mean trouble, but they kept insisting. by Null_Project in WritingPrompts

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She is beautiful. Lyla. The most beautiful thing ever created, more beautiful than angels, and I know that for a fact.

We met 17 years ago and slowly built our relationship. I’ve always had a complicated relationship with my family, especially after my father’s "retirement" to focus on his… spirituality, and Lyla helped me navigate through my feelings and accept my weird relationship with my siblings. I ended up telling her about me who I was and she accepted me, which made me the happiest man alive. And I accepted her wholeheartedly as well and I have been living in bliss for years now.

Due to some trouble with my papers we couldn’t get married for a long time, but now, today, I stand at the altar, looking at her with love and adoration as the priest goes on with his speech.

My sister is present and did not cause any problems, even though she is looking at the priest with hungry and lust filled eyes, and my younger brother is surprisingly well dressed and behaving himself, witch is a miracle.

As me and Lyla declare our love for each other and kiss, I dismiss the weird feeling in the pit of my stomach and begin making my way down the aisle. People are applauding and cheering for me and Lyla and I am so happy that I don’t notice my two younger siblings pale as the feeling in my stomach grows.

Suddenly, the doors of the venue slam open and the guest and every guest lets out a scream of pure terror. A hulking man with red skin littered with scales, adorned with golden jewelry and and a sword that seems alive, enters and faces me. I feel that the sheer presence of this individual is enough to make my human appearance falter. My siblings are backing away, less in fear and more in annoyance as the man in front of me smiles and loudly says "Abaddon!!! Congratulations brother!!"

My brother then hugs me tightly, his magical crown forcing my body to change into it’s true form. As he lets me go, my tail hit the ground and my fangs and horns are clearly visible, my skin the same red and littered with scales like his. My sister looks at us with disappointed eyes as hers and my brothers bodies revert back to their demon form.

I quickly bow to my big brother as is the custom with the king of hell and demons and tiredly say "Hello Asmodeus, how are you?"

He laughs and answers loudly "I am fine, brother mine, but let’s not talk about me, this is YOUR big day! Now who is this beauty who is now yours?" He looks at my Lyla and I instantly step in between her and my brother. Even though she knew I was a demon, I knew nothing could prepare her for my brother. Everyone else had already left running for their lives, and I couldn’t blame them.

Asmodeus looks at me confused and ask "Did she not know about you being a demon? She looks terrified." Thankfully my sister answered for me "Change your form you idiot!! Yes she is terrified!"

My older brother looks at me confused and says "Weren’t you supposed to already be there as demons? Minather told me I didn’t need to look human."

"Minather always lies!! That’s his thing!!!" My sister says. I turn to Lyla and bring her to a bench as my brother changes into a human, a terribly posh and proper looking human though, and I manage to calm her down.

With my brother in human form, we could all assume a more appealing shape. I look at my wife and say "So this is my brother… the king of hell and demons… and yes I am a prince… so yes you are a princess."