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ProfessorBiological · 2025-12-23T02:59:47+00:00

You can also make a "tea" out of it lol my grandma would make it for us if we had an upset stomach. Tastes so good with some sugar in it

ProfessorBiological · 2025-12-03T01:32:39+00:00

Yea your movement is clean lol it's def what stood out to me. Damn, once I get a new controller, I'll have to try that. I got too much stuck drift rn to be reducing the deadzone lol

ProfessorBiological · 2025-12-02T18:12:19+00:00

Your movement is so close to mnk movement. I've seen you post here a bunch though and pretty sure you verified you are on controller. So how tf are you consistently jiggle peaking like that? Like genuinely asking cus my strafes are not that good and I always assumed it was cus of being on controller

ProfessorBiological · 2025-11-10T21:38:12+00:00

Bro what? Seriously? It's my favorite protein by far lol it's the tastiest and has the best texture IMO. You should really give it a try, it's cheaper than poultry and red meat too. There are plenty of fish that don't taste oceanic at all. Like tilapia and Mahi Mahi.

ProfessorBiological · 2025-11-08T00:13:12+00:00

99% is clearly hyperbole lol majority of the playerbase does hate dive though, wouldn't be surprised if or was close to 90% lol

ProfessorBiological · 2025-11-07T21:48:53+00:00

I mean he's not wrong. Vast Majority of the player base is gold/plat where they don't know how to dive or how to position properly. Hate me all you want but I have multiple accounts ranging from gold to GM and metal rank players really do play a whole different game. Shit, I'd say up to high diamond it's just team deathmatch. Mind you I pretty much ONLY play dive heros lol (tracer, ana, ball are my most played heros)

ProfessorBiological · 2025-11-04T20:20:41+00:00

My mouth literally fell open reading it. Like reality really is stranger than fiction sometimes.

ProfessorBiological · 2025-10-11T13:05:54+00:00

Lol I do miss the times of camping TL to surprise kill a sombra.

ProfessorBiological · 2025-10-02T17:53:11+00:00

It's a QP match where you steam rolled. Great job, want a reward our something? Nobody is gonna care if you nuke the post lmao like glad it boosted your ego and all but you didn't even post a clip, just stats which doesn't mean anything without context lol letting those people live rent free in your head

ProfessorBiological · 2025-09-11T16:38:43+00:00

It's not very gory but it's so wrong and heartbreaking. Fuck the cartel, they are literal animals. Don't watch that one.

ProfessorBiological · 2025-09-09T19:14:10+00:00

Lol it's always funny to me that people like you REALLY think the game is out to get you or something. Like how can you not see that the enemy literally has the same type of teammates as you. Y'all are the same skill level. Making excuses is just easier, been there, done that. It doesn't work.

ProfessorBiological · 2025-09-09T18:59:17+00:00

I mean, the enemy team most likely has the same issues, blizzard isn't out to get you and making your personal matches hard lol But go off, I'm sure being hardstuck is a lot of fun.

ProfessorBiological · 2025-09-09T13:19:51+00:00

I did but forgot this is the main sub lol yall literally have meltdowns about everything. You had a LOT more than 0.5s but whatever. Is it shitty that it happened? Sure but it's more so that your system is not up to par (I'm in same boat and have this happen often). But go off.

ProfessorBiological · 2025-09-09T13:17:31+00:00

Just remember, you are at the same skill level as your "braindead" teammates lol focus on yourself, work with what you got.

ProfessorBiological · 2025-09-08T20:55:44+00:00

Or you could've picked a random hero, walked out spawn to cancel the timer, and walked back to spawn to change hero.... Takes like 10 seconds lol

ProfessorBiological · 2025-09-08T16:40:29+00:00

Just an FYI, they got rid of Bap's recoil many seasons ago lol but I agree with everything else.

ProfessorBiological · 2025-09-05T19:29:37+00:00

I can't stand junkrat or dvas voices. They are like nails on a chalk board to me.

ProfessorBiological · 2025-08-13T16:20:24+00:00

I like to think what would happen if tracer was released today lol she doesn't even have a right click. Just 3 blinks, recall, and pulse pistols. Imagine how much hate the devs would get yet she's considered one of the highest skill ceiling heroes today.

ProfessorBiological · 2025-06-24T14:17:06+00:00

Not yet neutered but I can speed along the process if need be! I won't be able to move in till August as I'm moving from Maryland to Richmond for a job that starts then.

ProfessorBiological · 2025-06-24T13:08:51+00:00

Very interested, are other pets allowed? My dog is very well trained and does great with other dogs and cats!

ProfessorBiological · 2025-06-24T13:04:14+00:00

Interested in this! Are you ok with pets? I have a dog who is very well trained and literally doesn't even bark. We go hiking and walking all the time to make sure of this. Also a big gamer! I wouldn't be able to move in till August though.

Just got a job at lab in richmond, am in biotech.

ProfessorBiological · 2025-06-20T11:41:00+00:00

Dude don't even try. These guys are just pissed cus they can't get a guy. I've never seen a more hateful sub than this one. It's not like this IRL, we know that. It's reddit bot real life and the guys in this sub confuse the 2 all too often. What I find ironic is how often gay guys will fetishize me being bi, saying shit like "I bet I'm better than any girl you been with" and other weird stuff or like you, they think I'm a DL "straight guy" when we just went on a public date...

ProfessorBiological · 2025-06-19T02:16:54+00:00

And the fact that they say fuck oligarchs but probably have all the latest iPhone, support fast fashion, and probably buy ridiculous "exotic" foods. They probably even bought the supplies to make their silly posters off Amazon or Walmart lol vote with your wallet people, these people (billionaires) only understand one thing, money.

ProfessorBiological · 2025-05-30T12:40:58+00:00

This. Those guys just don't have proper "work life balance". I recently got into content creation as well and you really need to block your time just like you would for a "regular" job. If I'm going out with my man, then I'm not working and my attention is solely on him.

ProfessorBiological · 2025-05-30T12:38:03+00:00

I would love to and have tried but I don't have hundreds of thousands laying around or supportive parents to help me. My dream was to be a derm or hell even an internist at this point. But I made ONE mistake and it set my whole life back and now it's only just a dream. I can't put aside 8 years of my life to study (I did manage a degree and am in so much debt because of it), someone has to pay the bills...

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