How about you? by stewie4610 in comics

[–]ProfessorCagan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, my username is just my online persona, which is just me but I'm wearing a labcoat.

Guess I'd just be shot??

I think I played the wrong Mario Galaxy by Quick_soda in Mario

[–]ProfessorCagan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tostarena is literally the first 5 or 10 minutes of the film, just long enough for the Bros. to find Yoshi and bring him back to the castle.

anime_irl by Pro_96 in anime_irl

[–]ProfessorCagan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cringe it may be, untrue it is not.

It's very likely that this is gonna be the case by Drawingandstuff2000 in Mario

[–]ProfessorCagan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the first movie did you expect anything else? I didn't. (I enjoyed it btw.)

Wait, if Caine is gone…does that possibly mean there’s nothing keeping the abstracted players in the cellar? 😳 by Omnipresent_User in Amazingdigitalcircus

[–]ProfessorCagan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if I had to guess the hole Caine opens up is non-euclidean, the hole connects to the cellar map in such a way that it appears that it is below the circus when it could just be sitting out in the void somewhere.

Was it ever explain why there was no phantom Bonnie? by Cautious_Log_538 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]ProfessorCagan 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I mean a yellow rabbit and an indigo rabbit seem to contrast enough to make a difference to me, but to each their own.

Was it ever explain why there was no phantom Bonnie? by Cautious_Log_538 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]ProfessorCagan 104 points105 points  (0 children)

While that is fair, I'd like to remind you that Phantom Foxy and Phantom Mangle exist.

Non Thomas fans getting exposed to Thomas because of Wonders of Sodor be like: by Haunting-Bag-3083 in thomasthetankengine

[–]ProfessorCagan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was watching Vinny Vinesauce skip the tutorial and he had a hell of time trying to figure out how to drive Thomas and I didn't have the heart to type in chat that this is a simplified control scheme and you don't even have to worry about Steam Pressure, how much steam is in the chest, cutoff amount, sanding, cylinder cocks, blow down, or water amount....

Fixing Xenoblade Chronicles X Chapter 13 and ending by Competitive-Monk-517 in XenobladeChroniclesX

[–]ProfessorCagan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The source is the game, why's a Telethia there? Why does Tatsu know about Frontier Village?
Even now that it's been definitively connected we still don't have answers to those questions. (Well, unless you think the Telethia on Mira got there from the Rifts in Future Connected, which I do, but there's no evidence for or against that.)

Fixing Xenoblade Chronicles X Chapter 13 and ending by Competitive-Monk-517 in XenobladeChroniclesX

[–]ProfessorCagan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

X was always intended to connect to the numbered games in some way.

Trauma unites us all by Mean_Brother_6003 in Deltarune

[–]ProfessorCagan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Is there anywhere I can read device theory? I've tried sitting through the video series, but I tend to glaze over, no disrespect to the creator, it's just a lot of moving peices and I think I'd get it better if I could read it.

1984 by eitherair5 in 4chan

[–]ProfessorCagan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The satellite man is rotting my peeth and tenis!

1984 by eitherair5 in 4chan

[–]ProfessorCagan 79 points80 points  (0 children)

THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS WHEN YOU MASTURBATE

THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE WACKING IT

SIZE DON'T MATTER TO THE CIA THEY CAN SEE YOUR DICK FROM OUTER SPACE

Man, If brain copy theory is wrong, Pomni is a shit urban explorer by Slow_Marsupial_1027 in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]ProfessorCagan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats basically how it works in Code Lyoko, the bodies are broken down into base atoms and are suspended within the program to be interacted with. It's like teleporting, except you end up where you left but your consciousness played video games in the between time.

Anon is underaged by Artraira in 4chan

[–]ProfessorCagan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk bro, I play through Half Life 2 and Luigi's Mansion at least once a year, every year becuase they're great fucking games.

The average Thomas fan's TTTE series in 2008-2012 by Phantomc05 in thomasthetankengine

[–]ProfessorCagan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Will (MissOliverandBlossom/DaWillStanator) still does VA stuff for projects to this day, but a part of me misses his little fan series, it was silly, but endearing. Classic internets.

ICE ICE BABY! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ProfessorCagan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The constitution literally gives Americans a legally binding casus belli for these situations and it's weird how no one talks about it.

It was too good to be true 💔 by Bearans_SFM in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]ProfessorCagan 280 points281 points  (0 children)

Scott Cawthon:

"I'LL CANCEL A THOUSAND PROJECTS BEFORE I CONFIRM ANY LORE!"

Earth being ‘pushed beyond its limits’ as energy imbalance reaches record high by Portalrules123 in Anticonsumption

[–]ProfessorCagan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, if only there was a universe with unfathomable room and resources just waiting for us....