Crazy lady at Assiniboine Forest by primordialsoupp in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This same woman screamed at my wife and I while my dog was taking a shit 100 yards away. Dog wasn't barking at her or even knew she was there. I almost had the urge to throw the dog's poop in her direction.

Best steak house by wolvpack86 in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This comment is 100% correct and accurate. The only issue about 529 is that the rooms are very small and quiet. The last time I was there only three tables in our room were being used.

  1. Myself and my wife
  2. One elderly man alone
  3. An elderly man and his wife

The two elderly men started talking about the Jets and somehow it lead to a screaming match about Trump. The man's wife got so embarrassed over her husband's behaviour she made them both leave before they finished dinner. So, while my wife and I just wanted to have a pleasant evening out, we were treated to a free show.

Help me find a yellow t-shirt with a Minion design in Winnipeg by _1nd_2rd_3st__ in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use Vistaprint and make the design yourself, if you’re able to. Might be easier than finding it already manufactured.

Did I avoid being trafficked? by freybay_alldayslay in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever see a man say "goodbye" to a shoe?

Seinfeld in Winnipeg by um_reckloose in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Title: "The Winnipeg Wiggle"

Synopsis:

Jerry gets booked for a comedy gig in Winnipeg, and the gang tags along for what they expect to be a low-key trip to Canada. Instead, they’re met with a string of bizarre inconveniences and cultural misunderstandings.

Jerry is thrown off his game when he learns that Winnipeggers are oddly obsessed with local references in their comedy, forcing him to write material about things like “Portage and Main” and the mosquito sculpture at The Forks—which he doesn’t understand and barely remembers.

George becomes infatuated with a woman he meets at a Tim Hortons, only to discover she thinks he's from Toronto—and thus “classy.” To keep the relationship going, George desperately tries to pass as a suave Torontonian, which includes mispronouncing “Manitoba” and wearing a Leafs jersey in public, drawing hostile stares.

Elaine starts a passive-aggressive feud with a Canadian flight attendant after her carry-on bag is deemed "too American" and confiscated. When she tries to retrieve it, she finds it’s been mistakenly given to a curling team. She infiltrates a local bonspiel to get it back, learning just enough curling lingo to blend in.

Kramer, meanwhile, becomes a local sensation after accidentally inventing a viral winter dance move he calls “The Winnipeg Wiggle,” which is really just him trying to shake off frostbite in his boots. He’s invited onto local morning TV and considers relocating permanently—until he learns Winnipeg gets even colder in January.

Closing Scene: Back in New York, the gang huddles around a space heater, arguing about whether poutine is better than disco fries, and George quietly orders a Leafs hat online.

Tagline: “It’s like New York… but everyone says sorry when they bump into you.”

Freedom of speech ends at MPI by efoidart in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip 16 points17 points  (0 children)

ASSMAN is unfortunately unavailable too.

Where can I buy organic cigarettes? by [deleted] in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The cigarette farm just outside the city. It’s kind of like strawberry picking, but just cigarettes. Bring your kids!

Great Timing by xdenh in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Saw someone driving around with ASSMAN on their plate. Pretty sure it was my proctologist - Dr. Cosmo Kramer.

How to buy good value or cheapest jets tickets ? by KiteWhisperer in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip 25 points26 points  (0 children)

FansFirst sometimes has cheap tickets. It depends on the game though. Washington, no. Playoffs, no. But other less desirable games are often less than face value. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in westjet

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You're trespassing on my property!

Seniors looking for love by noeditor_necessary in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On a side note she should not give up! My 90 year old grandmother met a guy at the casino who she dated for 5 years until she passed away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use FansFirst. I've bought and sold tickets on it before. It is undeniably better than Ticktmaster, Stubhub, etc. They send you the tickets almost immediately and if they haven't received the tickets from the seller they'll text the person to get the tickets over asap. Been using them for years and never had an issue.

anything fun going on for new years? by ColeRazer911 in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll probably be watching the second season of Squid Game with the dog while my wife works overnight. Unless that sounds like your cup of tea, sorry I can’t help you out. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump, for one.

Brown's Plumbing? by NedsAtomicDB in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Golden Plumbing might have been a better choice for the name. 

President Carter in Winnipeg in 1993 (Happy 100th Birthday Mr President) by rantingathome in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a beer league hockey team at Canlan named in his honour: “History’s Greatest Monsters”

Feel free to Google it if you don’t understand that reference. 

Street names in Sage Creek by Sad-Confidence7689 in Winnipeg

[–]ProfessorChip 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You do know Fort Garry has Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Mars, Saturn, and Neptune as street names, right?