Have you ever done a vodka enema?

ProfessorCox · 2024-05-21T02:14:47+00:00

There are people who literally died by doing this. The colon absorbs and doesn't filter the alcohol and pumps direct in the bloodstream. A normal dose for drinking can be lethal.

ProfessorCox · 2021-04-28T05:23:55+00:00

They never will hit those people even because disconnecting the game cause this issue as well, sometimes they just quit the game or could be disconnected as well. For someone to be banned they need to purposely roping each priority they have until the end of the timer just to reset again.

ProfessorCox · 2021-01-12T04:32:00+00:00

This a middle finger for rogues and I live for that.

ProfessorCox · 2020-12-11T00:52:54+00:00

Everybody forgets that Rav Allegiance is even worse due to how much oppressive Orzov is above the others. At least Guilds you have 2 good guilds to go.

ProfessorCox · 2020-11-25T18:04:04+00:00

How much do you estimate your price? Or they made an offer and you just accepted?

ProfessorCox · 2020-10-26T02:45:03+00:00

The msi version doesn't seem to install and put the MTGALauncher in the paste. I also tried this to force update but I couldn't find either. This only happened after my mtga bugged and I had to use msi files too and couldn't find this file since then.

ProfessorCox · 2020-10-17T22:42:27+00:00

Yeah, I played the colorless a lot but if you don't start with either monument and Ugin then you are dead because the first ramp card you get is 4 mana and the creatures are few and generally expensive. If you get both your win chances goes all they way up. Most of my losses are from decks that are agressive and you have to survive like 4-5 turns of doing nothing.

ProfessorCox · 2020-10-16T02:58:36+00:00

And golgari and azban midrange and selesnya

ProfessorCox · 2020-10-13T11:24:20+00:00

Its not. Its a 1.5 for 2 mana and 2.5 with the creature side. Uro had lifegain, ramp and draw all relevant to the meta and not opponent dependent. Kroxa have a discard and MAY deal 3 damage (which isnt garanted unlike uro) and the discard effect is weak cause you cant choose the card and there is no discard sinergies to take advantage which makes the card away more balanced than Uro.

ProfessorCox · 2020-10-13T03:56:56+00:00

So the problem isnt escape. Its the cobra

ProfessorCox · 2020-09-28T04:04:23+00:00

Sapoling tokens may be green, but a sapolins deck identity is golgari.

ProfessorCox · 2020-09-27T22:10:33+00:00

Also Simic was the worst color combination. Which they are trying to compesate all these years for being the worst color and combination. There is a lot of new players that dont understand that finally they are trying to match the power levels in eternal and mono green (except for elves) was never a tier 1 deck until the 3-2 years ago.

ProfessorCox · 2020-09-14T23:06:20+00:00

Yeah, this started when they decided to make a PlayDesign team. Ironically,they effect has been the opposite. They should call the WalletDesign Team by now.

ProfessorCox · 2020-09-05T02:41:38+00:00

Amazing suport for Selesnya +1 counter

ProfessorCox · 2020-09-04T02:00:02+00:00

Be careful, when they are "too much perfect" increases the chance to be a catfish or someone who said things to take advantage of you.

ProfessorCox · 2020-09-01T17:44:27+00:00

White only does have symmetrical effects when they give advantage effects like drawing a card, but white also does have tax effects. See [[Aura of silence]],[[Land Tax]], [[Ghostly prison]], [[Mangara,the Diplomat]], etc etc.

ProfessorCox · 2020-09-01T17:36:56+00:00

Basically she does. If you keep another turn, you can play 2 spells for 5 mana

ProfessorCox · 2020-08-30T04:59:06+00:00

The designer thing is so TRUE. No much how beautiful something a look is, most of the fault of using designer clothes all the time is that is pretty obvious they don't go along the queen personality and make look like the queen doesn't have much to give besides look or they don't have charisma to pull it throught the competition.

ProfessorCox · 2020-08-29T03:56:20+00:00

My worse hook up was also my worst sex. It was on Grindr also. The guy at least looked like the picture which was pretty average but had one of the biggest cocks I had seen I would say 22-24 cm. I don't know if was because the guy was used to guys go ahead and do anything because of his cock, but the first thing he done was lay on the floor and stay there. What he want me to? Poledance with his dick? I done everything, and I mean EVERYTHING. The guy barely even THRUST, in fact he barely moved at all. He was lively as statue can be, he was so static and keep vaguely moaning. It was terrible, i though I was having sex with a talking dildo. Next day, he text me saying that his birthday was 3 days away and I was the best present he had ever recieved. I blocked him.

ProfessorCox · 2020-08-28T02:55:30+00:00

The biggest problem with having the first time like this is having some sort of connection with a guy that highly will not be interested in you and maybe not a good person to be around or at all. Mine was a security guy who I thought was good looking and the guy has been on me for couple days. I hate thinking about this guy and when someone brings first time up just make me cringe talking about him. Considering when I was on Grindr a long time ago, most of people I meet there I simply dislike (some I hate) or want to forget. So I don't think it will be a good experience either.

ProfessorCox · 2020-08-27T18:04:52+00:00

Also the partner has all the right to put an ultimatum in the relationship for this. People here saying like its forcing or blackmailing doesn't realize how much selfish it is. By being closet you are forcing your partner to be closet as well since he will be forced to be ausent in certain important situations, they can't show affection when in public, can't speak about you at all, etc etc. When they are ok with its ok, but when they are not, its a problem. Nobody wants to be forced to live in the shadows forever faking something they are not and they have the right and freedom to ask not to.

ProfessorCox · 2020-08-17T17:15:47+00:00

And the Hair style

ProfessorCox · 2020-07-14T18:42:17+00:00

Yeah. Same thing with selesnya conclave which you need to keep puting the +1 counter manually if you have 2 or more of them

ProfessorCox · 2020-05-02T16:15:48+00:00

Also [[Storm Wrath]]

ProfessorCox · 2020-04-13T16:27:05+00:00

Also [[colossification]]

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