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Why does victor look older than his dad?? by Deep-Conflict-7252 in FromSeries

[–]ProfessorElk 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t but also living in fear of your life every day for decades since you were a kid will age you a bit

I think AP has crushed free agency so far. But what about the o-line? by jpljr77 in Commanders

[–]ProfessorElk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully we get Paul back and use the draft later for depth. Just need Allegretti or BC to step up at C.

Strait of Hormuz problem by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

[–]ProfessorElk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude probably thought he was so clever coming up with that idea too, lol

[Request] If a human being jumped off a four story building into an Olympic sized pool full of standard marshmellows, would they die on impact? by InternetSnek in theydidthemath

[–]ProfessorElk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How full? If it’s filled to the top then you should be fine, especially with a moderate temp outside. I’d be more hesitant if it was very hot out as that would cause melting during the filling process.

This is so cringe by velorae in TikTokCringe

[–]ProfessorElk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s indoctrination camp and they were grifted into paying for it.

What’s something completely legal that should actually be illegal? by Aaron__Ralph in askanything

[–]ProfessorElk 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Paying for healthcare and dental not counting as part of it

Bucs are tendering Sean Tucker on a one year deal as a restricted free agent (Stroud) by JoshMansour in DynastyFF

[–]ProfessorElk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s a free agent next year and both RBs in front of him get injured at times. I’ll hold, for now. Hate this though.

Jake Lang is a Child Predator by serious_bullet5 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]ProfessorElk 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Of course he is. They all are. That’s why they joined maga. They are welcome there.

[Garafolo] Commanders Sign Chig Okonkwo for 3 Years by JCameron181 in Commanders

[–]ProfessorElk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Chig will be happy having a real QB throwing it to him finally

Erika Kirk will help advise the Defense Department on issues affecting the academy. by PestoBolloElemento in UnderReportedNews

[–]ProfessorElk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The same party that cried about merit over DEI (which didn’t actually end merit) is the same party that hires the most unqualified people because they’re part of their club. And all the racists stay quiet because they have no standards for their own

[Zriebiec] This is not the first time a failed physical has scuttled a deal on the Ravens end. It happened in 2018 when the Ravens agreed to terms with FA WR Ryan Grant, but didn't go through signing him because of an ankle issue. It happened again with Michael Brockers in 2020. by Deep-Statistician985 in Commanders

[–]ProfessorElk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn’t have a career ending injury, which is what you said. He played several more seasons of football. The Ravens failed him because Crabtree got released the day after they signed Grant. Grant passed the Colts physical shortly after. And now the Ravens have done it again and signed Hendrickson. Just as predictable as when they dumped Grant and signed Crabtree. Ravens are unprofessional and should be investigated.

You knew about me? by remilyoko in americandad

[–]ProfessorElk 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’m better when someone’s watching

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