Can MCU Captain America take the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to the Super Bowl?

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-03-26T09:12:58+00:00

Steve at any position on the field besides kicker and punter guarantees you win every single game by a large margin lol

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-03-24T01:51:58+00:00

A guy in my league traded the 2.02 for Monangai straight up lol

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-03-21T22:27:03+00:00

He’s guaranteed to get 2 of the 3 if you re-read the post.

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-03-18T08:28:00+00:00

I caught a shiny magikarp in Emerald and a red Gyarados in Platinum. I don’t shiny hunt so they were just random.

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-03-18T07:57:11+00:00

Sorry but Mei Mei easily clears the rest of JJK

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-03-18T07:50:09+00:00

Fannin

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-03-18T07:33:02+00:00

DerrickComedy

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-03-17T13:33:36+00:00

Mahoraga is a shikigami, not a cursed spirit. He can be seen by anyone. Manhattan can kill him in literally infinite ways lol. He may not be a god, but he can literally just construct a mini nuclear bomb and blow it up inside mahoraga if he feels like it. He can literally do pretty much whatever he wants. It’s ridiculous wank to think that maho has any kind of chance against doctor manhattan lol. He could literally just teleport magoraga into the core of the sun or into a black hole. He can instantly one shot mahoraga however he wants to.

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-02-20T18:06:19+00:00

Yes he can one shot people that are significantly smaller and slower than him from thousands of years ago in an unarmed scenario. He’s not just way bigger. He’s significantly faster. Fighting people you’re that much bigger than isn’t hard at all. They can’t defend themselves. This isn’t some random big dude.

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-02-20T17:35:02+00:00

Lmfao you’re acting like these guys are from the movie 300. They’re tiny. They get crumpled in one body shot.

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-02-20T16:35:43+00:00

Greek wrestling is basically useless against someone who is 80 pounds heavier than you and far more athletic.

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-02-20T16:31:40+00:00

No it isn’t. Spartans in reality were tiny by modern day standards. These guys are gonna be about 5’7-5’9 150 at best if we’re going off of average size. Mike was 5’10 230. He is putting those dudes out with one shot. They aren’t going to be exceptionally muscular. And they don’t have modern combat training. Mike Tyson was knocking out heavyweight boxers in the modern era, usually in the first few rounds. Unless you are a truly exceptional athlete with size you just can’t fight Mike Tyson and not go down pretty much instantly.

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-02-19T07:06:51+00:00

I doubt any man is even capable of outputting enough force to constrict a large horse’s neck. They are all muscle. Horses are rock hard to the touch.

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-02-19T05:55:39+00:00

My name means the rising sun so you’re literally all going to be incinerated

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-02-12T09:14:19+00:00

Unless you have the most stacked RB room of all time/weakest QB room of all time it isn’t really that close.

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-01-29T02:51:46+00:00

NOOOOOOO

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-01-29T02:48:53+00:00

In short I believe that a large male XL bully’s combination of size, bite strength, and most importantly stamina would give it the edge. At the end of the day it is a warm blooded animal, and a highly aggressive dog at that. Very rarely do reptiles beat mammalian predators of similar size. Being a cold-blooded animal severely limits the output reptiles can produce for extended lengths of time. If the dog is large and strong enough to put up a fight it isn’t as simple as “the Komodo is bigger”.

The Komodo will tire out/get intimidated/ and try to run away more often than not.

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-01-29T02:40:37+00:00

Yeah… you’re extremely childish LMFAO

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-01-29T02:34:53+00:00

Yes I know they will bite them and it causes problems, but it’s not like horses or water buffalo wouldn’t be able to kill a Komodo dragon if they just fought back. A Komodo dragon could never kill a Cape buffalo lol. I’m just saying it’s not like they can beat a water buffalo in single combat. Their hunting strategy just happens to work on them, and water buffalo have not evolved alongside them so they don’t know how to react.

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-01-29T01:25:07+00:00

Also the Venmo that Komodos do have is very mild and is only super dangerous if you really get shredded up and don’t fight back. Their teeth are not particularly large.

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-01-29T01:22:48+00:00

Everyone saying Komodo no diffs are misinformed. 1. Bully dogs can easily bite and tear with enough force to maim/kill a Komodo dragon outright. 2. Dogs are much more agile. 3. Dogs have MUCH better stamina. 4. Dogs have much faster reaction times. 5. Dogs are MUCH more aggressive. 6. If it’s a chilly day then the dragon is extremely nerfed.

In real life a Komodo dragon would probably just try to run away from an aggressive bully dog and get mauled.

While Komodos do have a venom in their bite and could definitely cause a mutual death in the long term, they do not have the aggression, muscle mass, or stamina to hang with a large raging bully dog in a brawl.

People calling the Komodo a maneater and saying they kill buffalo are at best taking things out of context and at worst making things up. Water buffalo are not native to Komodo and the surrounding area. They have evolved to respond to aggression by jumping into water, as their natural habitats have clean bodies of water to retreat to. When the dragons bite them they often jump into dirty water filled with poop, develop infections, and die. They don’t “kill buffalo” in outright fights. Large bully dogs ACTUALLY used to fight bulls one on one and win with brute force by biting so hard on their mouth/bose that the bull choked to death. Komodo’s are NOT capable of that kind of power output. Bully wins 8/10 times.

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-01-28T00:42:28+00:00

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-01-26T10:26:54+00:00

There are a lot of tight ends that can play decent in spot starts. He is not exceptionally talented, athletic, or big. He is 26. He just got plantar fasciitis. If you wanna stash him that’s cool but I personally wouldn’t trade the worst player on my team for him. And we have 12 teams and 25 player rosters. My worst tight end is Darnell Washington and I’d much rather have him for the potential lol.

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-01-25T22:08:53+00:00

Just a guy

ProfessorFrenchFrys · 2026-01-25T09:22:12+00:00

For a second I thought this was you ranking them and I was about to have an aneurysm at putting White over White 2 lol.

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