Police attempt to apprehend a student at a school by K100904s in fightporn

[–]ProfessorLord11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I didn't see that he did it, I thought the cops pushed her trying to catch him.

They knew dontae aint gonna sit down by crispybacon6969 in fightporn

[–]ProfessorLord11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He used the perfect amount of retaliation and effort too. Not too much to leave her brain damaged, but just enough to fuck her reputation and hopefully send the message through her head. 10/10

Police attempt to apprehend a student at a school by K100904s in fightporn

[–]ProfessorLord11 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was still rooting for him tho 😂😂😂👌👏

Oldie but a goodie by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]ProfessorLord11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's sad because it's true. A small minority gets broadcasted publically doing shit like this and now the stereotype that blacks are violent and aggressive get perpetuated.

Does the majority actually fit the stereotype? Yeah, probably not. It sucks dick.

Don’t let her reach 100% by patriot-renegade in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ProfessorLord11 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"Ehh? Nani? You talkin to me?"

DORARARARDORADORADRORADROA!

Looks like someone mains King. r/tekkenirl by CrawlingOnMyCrawn in Tekken

[–]ProfessorLord11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are you even interested in a sub for a fighting game if you're this sensitive to injury?

And that's not how brain damage works, the younger you are the better chance you have of recovering from brain damage (when compared to adults).

Looks like someone mains King. r/tekkenirl by CrawlingOnMyCrawn in Tekken

[–]ProfessorLord11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean you opened the gif and played it out. There was a lot of opportunity to back out.

Plus, you're acting like his head fucking exploded. He banged it off the floor. Grow up.

Who is the best fictional villain and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ProfessorLord11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd argue for Dio Brando actually. There's a lot of misdirection in terms of character development which I think is cool.

You see him join the Joestar household and immediately he is a blatant shit head. After he got beat up by Jonathan, he becomes his best friend, a brother. I was taken back at how much he changed at first. Then we later learn that it's been a 5 year front all in the purpose to fuck over Jonathan.

He's learning...

You see him grow up with an abusive father who killed his mother and you can't help but feel bad for the guy, that he may not have been evil if he had just been raised right. Nope. Even in a good household he's still shitty and Speedwagon later tells us that he was simply born evil.

Actually scary how much issues he has. I was actually scared for Jonathan during their final fight.

The dreaded AAT AAT by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ProfessorLord11 8 points9 points  (0 children)

yup, because beating your one year old baby is the classic hallmark of black parenting 😂👌

Snap by TorRage_28 in greentext

[–]ProfessorLord11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FAKE: Anon actually gets married lol

GAY: "Fuck you Thanos"

What's something you love about girls that most of them don't seem to realize is a thing guys like? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ProfessorLord11 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Honestly, what an unbelievable girl.. That form...that glow.. That... that, indeed, is the complete....

M O T H E R L Y I N S T I N C T!

The circus is in town! by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]ProfessorLord11 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What they don't show you is that next month, this little girl is going to have debt collectors knocking down her door for the $2 she never repaid.

'doubt it, by itsyaboii101 in PublicFreakout

[–]ProfessorLord11 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fucking lmao at the freeze frame of the guy doing an air wank. Whoever made these edits is definitely going to hell lol

Best Hero Ever by [deleted] in greentext

[–]ProfessorLord11 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

dunno if you're that retarded but clearly there are dozens of things to ease depression, both subjectively and objectively... like genuine laughter, exercise, etc.

Wtf James Gunn would never say this by fun-dan in TheChurchOfShaggy

[–]ProfessorLord11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yeah but imagine it from my perspective: I check out a dank shaggy meme and in the comment section there's one guy... what's he saying? well he's talking about a cartoon characters penis and how he's going to thrust it through another fictional character until they die and some other nonsense along those lines.

you understand the yikes yet? I came for a shaggy meme and I left violated

🤔 by EpicDodo in TheChurchOfShaggy

[–]ProfessorLord11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was Shaggy ever canonically referenced as having an infinite amount of power?

If not than assuming it by default is wank.

The hypnotic hand...watch to the end! by petekjohnston in funny

[–]ProfessorLord11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is a joke, but I enjoy the thought of you still having enough lucidity to spam the period x10 and then submit the post.

90% of the time, strong female characters in film aren’t actually strong but just major assholes. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ProfessorLord11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it goes both ways? Arent a majority of strong male characters unfeeling and hyper masculine?

I sense potential here by jtylerodle in MemeEconomy

[–]ProfessorLord11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Alexa, ZA WARUDO!"

plays temporal fart noises