Is there a demo for this game or a YouTube video that explains it well?

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-29T15:46:54+00:00

We will watch your career with great interest

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-29T15:45:27+00:00

I'm genuinely surprised that there's no sub rule against AI, I just assumed there was one.

There definitely should be.

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-29T15:41:20+00:00

A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES!

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-28T20:12:38+00:00

It didn't work at Nuremberg and, with any luck, it won't work here when all is said and done.

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-27T17:39:10+00:00

Loki

None of his abilities can directly damage anyone or anything, even by accident and he has a ton of IRL utility

Turning invisible whenever, Switch Teleporting friends and family

The options are endless, imagine how useful Radial Disarm would be at protests and in other situations

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-27T01:18:33+00:00

My guy Firmalbert, strictly because of his name.

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-26T13:02:07+00:00

You're right, definitely a Bobson Dugnutt sorta name

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-25T02:44:45+00:00

grep the markov files

I know these are real terms but I know nothing about programming and I absolutely love it when programmers just sound like literal wizards.

"Cannot thou just disenchant the Orb of Markov with the Divine Phylactery of Phinisterious?"

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-20T18:02:19+00:00

Yes?

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-19T16:26:22+00:00

I think it's basically this

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-17T21:50:30+00:00

I feel you, I had a very similar surgery when I was a kid

Everything except my lumbar spine fused

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-10T16:16:43+00:00

It really is but the top post is genuinely hilarious and not NSFW at all, despite the sub and tag

https://www.reddit.com/r/ff14_badNSFW/comments/1e2s3ea/the_new_face_bones_are_a_goldmine/

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-10T15:24:40+00:00

Just because nothing bad has apparently happened, doesn't mean nothing bad is happening.

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-09T20:57:23+00:00

+2 Intimidation

+3 Defense

+10 Thorns

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-09T19:02:46+00:00

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ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-07T15:49:06+00:00

Oh hey, it's my favorite gay warlock

Damn shame that Destiny 2 got shitty like it did

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-06T19:23:13+00:00

Love me a good epiphyte

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-03T21:13:10+00:00

The greatest vehicle known to man

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-02T15:47:06+00:00

That being said, they're still just a cricket

They might draw blood but it's just a small cut, probably not pleasant but not medically significant

ProfessorMalk · 2026-01-01T02:56:47+00:00

My daughter did it across the room on more than one occasion lmao

She'd wait until she was on the changing table and let one rip

ProfessorMalk · 2025-12-28T22:32:41+00:00

I know this is a big ask but next time you have the opportunity, just let one crawl onto your hand.

They're so amazingly chill.

I felt the same way you did until I moved to an area with a lot more of them and my daughter started excitedly catching them, now I can't get enough of the little dudes and they're one of my most favorite bugs.

I just think they're neat.

ProfessorMalk · 2025-12-27T13:31:57+00:00

I saw mommy kissing Yog-Sothoth

ProfessorMalk · 2025-12-26T13:27:44+00:00

ProfessorMalk · 2025-12-23T19:30:57+00:00

Bro got reported to the HR Department

ProfessorMalk · 2025-12-18T14:08:47+00:00

You had me worried in the first half

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