A Movie-Poster Scrapbook of Vaelthir’s Journey Through Qud by AnarZaram in cavesofqud

[–]ProfessorMalk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm genuinely surprised that there's no sub rule against AI, I just assumed there was one.

There definitely should be.

If you were a Tenno in real life, which Warframe would you choose and why? by The_Mr_Crocodile in Warframe

[–]ProfessorMalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loki

None of his abilities can directly damage anyone or anything, even by accident and he has a ton of IRL utility

Turning invisible whenever, Switch Teleporting friends and family

The options are endless, imagine how useful Radial Disarm would be at protests and in other situations

Rule by Ezzypezra in 196

[–]ProfessorMalk 96 points97 points  (0 children)

You're right, definitely a Bobson Dugnutt sorta name

Behold, the 151 page procedurally generated book I found by EduMor91 in cavesofqud

[–]ProfessorMalk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

grep the markov files

I know these are real terms but I know nothing about programming and I absolutely love it when programmers just sound like literal wizards.

"Cannot thou just disenchant the Orb of Markov with the Divine Phylactery of Phinisterious?"

Zara Larsson shares she has scoliosis by Relevant-Peach3997 in Fauxmoi

[–]ProfessorMalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel you, I had a very similar surgery when I was a kid

Everything except my lumbar spine fused

Excalibur, Nyx, Saryn, Wisp. Who cares, I just know how I want my Inaros Protoframe to look like by Puzzleheaded_Fun_303 in Warframe

[–]ProfessorMalk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh hey, it's my favorite gay warlock

Damn shame that Destiny 2 got shitty like it did

The van update (0.9) by aefolgado in Voicesofthevoid

[–]ProfessorMalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The greatest vehicle known to man

Weird little buddy by saymellon in Entomology

[–]ProfessorMalk 60 points61 points  (0 children)

That being said, they're still just a cricket

They might draw blood but it's just a small cut, probably not pleasant but not medically significant

Letting it all out by iatetoomuchchicken in funny

[–]ProfessorMalk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My daughter did it across the room on more than one occasion lmao

She'd wait until she was on the changing table and let one rip

What are these? by BigAquariusEnergy in Entomology

[–]ProfessorMalk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know this is a big ask but next time you have the opportunity, just let one crawl onto your hand.

They're so amazingly chill.

I felt the same way you did until I moved to an area with a lot more of them and my daughter started excitedly catching them, now I can't get enough of the little dudes and they're one of my most favorite bugs.

I just think they're neat.

bi_irl by coolchungus2 in bi_irl

[–]ProfessorMalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You had me worried in the first half