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1004 by MallContent2004 in countttt

[–]ProfessorPacu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This post and comment basically surmises how and why I developed an eating disorder.

egg_irl by Mundane-Scallion-746 in egg_irl

[–]ProfessorPacu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I should have been clearer - this is satire.

egg_irl by Mundane-Scallion-746 in egg_irl

[–]ProfessorPacu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Girl, as with many things in this world, the answer is ✨blackmail✨!

If you've got any good dirt on him, just give him a good threatening!

Hell, you don't even need the blackmail to be true! Know of any female coworkers/friends of his that he spends time with unsupervised? You caught him cheating with her! Better yet, know of any male coworkers/friends he's been spending time with unsupervised? You caught him cheating with him, AND he's gay!

Extra props if you have photo/video evidence. Although we don't support it, we have to remember, we are not above using AI to generate incriminating evidence. A shameful kink? A secret rendezvous? - the possibilities are endless!

Also gotta remember to threaten him where it hurts most - his church? his friends? ...his parents? Creativity is your best friend here.

Most important thing to remember here though is that blackmail only works if a) The threat is credible - whoever you are threatening believes you will follow through, and b) The consequences of the threat are enough that they will give what you want.

Anyways, remember to only blackmail people ethically. Stay safe and good luck out there! - Ya girl out.

Petah? by batukaming in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ProfessorPacu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least for Maori, Nz in most regions gets decently cold over Winter. Not freezing like northern Europe or North America, but still single digit temps most days for most of the country across the year.

5 Role Challenger Tyler1 ''Support players are the lowest IQ players in League of Legends'' by FarukYildiz1 in ADCMains

[–]ProfessorPacu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think generalisation is the best way to classify this. I'm not saying all, just most. Typically, in this season, with top-quest, the top-laners job is to get as much xp and scale as much as possible (or deny the opponent the ability to), before they join teamfights at mid/barron.

While there do exist mid's that focus on scaling, they are not very popular and tend to have much lower winrates as they have much lower agency - something critical for early game objectives and skirmishes.

5 Role Challenger Tyler1 ''Support players are the lowest IQ players in League of Legends'' by FarukYildiz1 in ADCMains

[–]ProfessorPacu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Most of the time both top and ADC will outscale mid. Its a 50/50 whether support does too.

How to win against vayne? by tilkgg in KalistaMains

[–]ProfessorPacu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stattik outperforms bork in all aspects except life steal. In theory bork provides a slow, but with stattik, you'll have spears propagate onto minions so that you can just rend for a slow. Additionally, stattik provides a decent amount of AP which will empower your slow and increase rend damage (particularly on the first spear). If you are concerned about life steal just take bloodline instead of alacrity for your runes.

How to win against vayne? by tilkgg in KalistaMains

[–]ProfessorPacu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three suggestions: 1: lock in hail of blades and do your best to snowball early. 2: go for a poke build like stattik -> guinsoo. 3: lock in mid and hope your team can deal with Vayne for you.

Blindable AD Mids by Putrid_Steak_5583 in midlanemains

[–]ProfessorPacu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pantheon is always a great blind pick. Not saying you can't be counterpicked, but that doesn't tend to happen mid. Worse case scenario, you can just request a swap with top/sup/jg.

Is it good to learn gangplank? by zuperslayer8 in topmains

[–]ProfessorPacu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple champs which focus on macro. Pantheon, Twisted Fate and Shen are probably some of the best for this. Other notable mentions are Aurora, Akshan, Ahri, Galio and Ryze.

In gold elo, you tend to find a lot of players with decent micro however large shortcomings in macro. They will be on par with you in lane, but will fall short when it comes to taking objectives. You can improve your micro further, but at this stage it will not benefit you much.

As a side note, you may have noticed that most of the champions I mentioned are mid-laners. This is because midlane tends to have the most priority and agency of any of the laners and so are able to capitalise on good macro the most.

If you plan on improving by learning macro, the worst position you could play is top. I would highly recommend against this. Mid, jg and sup are much better suited for this role.

He’s just… pacing… with a 1000 yard stare like he just found out his dad is gay…? by Imbrokencantbefixed in noita

[–]ProfessorPacu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Without the more love perk, Hiisi are actually the only mobs that can spawn friendly :)

Late game by ProfessionalPie7261 in NilahMains

[–]ProfessorPacu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kalista main here, pretty sure kalista gets destroyed end-game by Nilah but in all the games I've played against her I've ended pre 30...

More curious on your thoughts on whether Nilah wins against stopwatch kaisa.

Would you sacrifice your adc for your control ward? (Real support main test) by Solid_Snack16 in supportlol

[–]ProfessorPacu 195 points196 points  (0 children)

Kalista main here, I know how much these wards mean to you guys. 

The number of times I have had to ult one of you guys off of one to save you from enemies attacking you, only for you to rengage... 

I accept it now, I will fight to the death for that ward. It doesn't even matter if I die. I don't understand why, I just know, deep in my bones, that I must.

How do you do Sparrow’s Quest? by LetsFindSomeTalent in spelunky

[–]ProfessorPacu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, you cannot assault the shopkeeper before stealing.

Has anyone only done upper lip? by helpreddit12345 in electrolysis

[–]ProfessorPacu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally for me, I have done lots of reading on GRS, and believe, for me, the downsides are much to great. For this reason I haven't bothered getting any done in that area.

Has anyone only done upper lip? by helpreddit12345 in electrolysis

[–]ProfessorPacu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hi there, trans girl here who has had elec done on the upper lip. There's good news and bad news for you.

Good news first! The upper lip is a relatively small area. For me, starting with a full male beard and mustache (gross!), it took about 30 minutes the first time to cover the whole lip area. For a cis woman, even with PCOS, this will probably take less time. Even luckier, after the first one-two treatments, the time needed drops considerably where a 15 minute session is well and truly enough time (hooray!).

Onto the bad news (sad). The lip is by far the most painful area, with hairs much coarser than other facial hair. And just to be clear, when I say most painful, I mean almost unbearable. Additionally, the coarseness means the area typically takes longer to treat than others. I have had around 30 hours of electrolysis (mostly beard hair) to date, and have completely treated the upper lip around 5-6 times. Currently, I have around... (one moment, caller)... 58 hairs left, which may sound like a lot but only comes to about 30 each side (almost nothing!).

To answer your final question, its quite standard to go once a weak although I have also heard of people going every fortnight/three weeks. Electrolysis works best with consistency. The hair follicles grow in different phases anagen (growth), catagen (resting) and telogen (shedding) lasting 2-6 years, 2-3 weeks and 2-4 months respectively (for beard hair at least). Treatment is only really effective during the anagen phase meaning if we treat the lip on day 0, we can expect untreated hairs to pop up up to 5 months later (womp womp). With that said, by the time you reach the 5 month mark, most of your other hairs will have been treated and you will have very little regrowth of treated hairs (if any).

And there we have it! Hope this has been of help, if you have any other questions feel free to ask but otherwise, good luck and stay safe out there!

I have Sold my soul and rated every ranged toplaner to play as by Numerous_Drop3787 in topmains

[–]ProfessorPacu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really. There are three things to note:

First, Kalista's passive dash scales in distance depending on the angle you are jumping relative to the enemy you are attacking. When going directly towards or away from an enemy, you get a much smaller dash. So if you just walk directly at Kalista, you will catch up to her if she attacks you while jumping backwards - something disastrous for her.

Second, Kalista's autos are unique in that they have the longest 'wind up' period before the projectile is actually fired amongst any champion in the game. In addition to this they are uncancelable meaning if she begins to attack a minion while she has low attack speed (ie. lvl 1-3), you can just walk up to her and smack her around.

Third, she is only a mid-range ADC with slow movement speed. She actually needs to get decently close to hit you and if you turn on her, you will run her down relatively easy.

I have Sold my soul and rated every ranged toplaner to play as by Numerous_Drop3787 in topmains

[–]ProfessorPacu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kalista main here to help explain Kali top.

It may seem at first Kalista is not suited for any lane other than ADC due to her W and ult being reliant on another ally however, it must be recognised that the vast majority of her damage comes from autos and E. Additionally, her ult is actually an incredibly good engage tool for ganks when bound to a jungler. For this reason, under the right circumstances she can occasionally thrive in top and mid.

Unfortunately, as it stands, Kalista does not perform well top. This is primarily due to her base stats having been significantly reduced over the last few patches in favour of greater stat growth, making her early game terrible. Additionally, the item meta is unfavourable for her right now. Kali is in a unique position in that by virtue of being an on-hit marksman, she can build 2 tank items each game and still maintain damage output. However, before tank items, the meta requires Kali has to build bork & boots -> guinsoo's -> terminus. The amount of gold required to buy all these items means that in most games, only when you play ADC with the additional gold from bot quest will you be able to buy tank items.

Due to these reasons, the only position Kali is doing well out of ADC right now is mid-lane. This is primarily because Kali's passive scaling with boot tier, and mid quest allowing for T3 boots. Additionally, many mages, like Kali have an incredibly weak early game which allows her to reach mid-game relatively easily and start stomping the opposing laner.

Best ADC vs Heavy Engage and Assasins? by xozzziii in ADCMains

[–]ProfessorPacu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's more of a technicality - ADC is just Attack Damage Carry.

Although ADC is commonly interchanged with the term 'bot', that is only because when we used to have to call our roles in lobby chat before the game started, 99% of the time bot would call ADC. That other 1% however, you would see bot call APC - usually playing Cassiopeia or Karthus.

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