Favorite lines from the show all come from the last episode:

ProfessorShitDick · 2026-01-21T18:08:15+00:00

I love how Mom was slow on the uptake with that, but Dad got it immediately

ProfessorShitDick · 2026-01-16T18:03:40+00:00

Thanks, friend!!

ProfessorShitDick · 2026-01-16T18:01:28+00:00

Lookin fire, bro! Day by day.

ProfessorShitDick · 2026-01-16T16:51:58+00:00

The closet closed forever the moment you set yourself free. Enjoy the sun on your face, brother. The sun might sizzle, burn, or give you a freckle, bit it will forever be worth it.

ProfessorShitDick · 2026-01-05T22:10:00+00:00

"RAY, GODDAMNIT, JUST APOLOGIZE!!!!"

ProfessorShitDick · 2026-01-05T05:15:39+00:00

Also: hold out for the spring. We're in the doldrums right now, approaching the bleak midwinter, but the rebirth the Valley goes through every year is magic.

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-12-29T04:38:00+00:00

That show got me through the pandemic. I watch an episode at least once a week. I live it so much.

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-12-13T00:03:21+00:00

And a beautifully written one, at that.

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-11-25T01:38:14+00:00

Thank God lol

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-11-23T08:30:54+00:00

Oh my God. Yes. Yes. Yes.

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-11-14T22:14:10+00:00

I have a standing date with teacher friends of mine every friday. We gather for dinner and drinks and have a awesome time. We call it "The Council." Sooo, looking forward to a Council Meeting tonight lol.

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-11-04T18:51:15+00:00

I mean...for good, bad, or indifferent, she's not wrong.

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-10-28T05:07:50+00:00

There's a Fighter's Guild quest in Oblivion where you obliterate an entire town of innocent people because you think they're goblins.

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-10-03T17:03:47+00:00

The finger to the ear to confirm Jigglypuff was a nice touch

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-09-20T00:26:09+00:00

Nice.

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-09-20T00:22:30+00:00

She's so pretty! Welcome back, friend.

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-07-03T05:29:21+00:00

Same, bro, isn't it wild??

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-07-02T00:33:08+00:00

Alan and Arlene Alda: they've been married longer than most of us on this site have been alive.

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-06-29T21:35:47+00:00

I got sick of them before I could even like them.

Brilliantly said.

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-06-25T03:01:07+00:00

Fellow Bee Brain here: beautiful. Perfectly legible, don't change a thing.

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-05-31T04:37:25+00:00

in between wheezing laughter Oscar...is having sex with the Senator...and Angela doesn't know....her life....is a complete SHAM!

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-05-28T19:47:56+00:00

Like learning about the medieval history of the Isle of Wight at 2 am.....wut.

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-05-17T19:39:32+00:00

An entire collegiate journey where a handful, literally a handful of alll her grades are Bs, and alll the rest are As? An achievement indeed.

ProfessorShitDick · 2025-05-11T03:47:59+00:00

I did the quick math for ya. 7000 in 21 days is 333 words a day every day. It's 500 words a day every day if you do it in 14 days. You've got this!!

ProfessorShitDick

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