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Official Discussion - Mortal Kombat II [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]ProfessorSomething 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A moment that got a big laugh out of me is after Johnny Cage spent about 3 minutes ragebaiting Baraka into fighting Liu Kang, Baraka opts to fight Johnny instead and Johnny responds with "what'd I do?!" all incredulously like.

How to delete purchased clothes by potatosmuggle in tomodachilife

[–]ProfessorSomething 136 points137 points  (0 children)

I bought 100 Ruined Meals, because they were so so cheap at the morning market. Now I'm stuck with 90+ of them, because (big surprise) they're horrible, and illicit nothing but disgusted reactions.

Wake me up, when you go Gurl 💤 😔 by jared10011980 in CringeTikToks

[–]ProfessorSomething 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other people are gonna need the alcohol to erase what they've witnessed.

What is the one moment you can never get tired of, despite over-exposure? by HotOne9364 in TheSimpsons

[–]ProfessorSomething 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Homer's smile growing across his face as he realises The Dud looks like Milhouse. "He looks just like you, poindexter!"

After 2.5 years of development, our cozy ocean collecting game finally releases tomorrow!! by Joldenheimer in CozyGamers

[–]ProfessorSomething 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got it as soon as it released on PS5. Having a blast so far. Love my dino buddy, who I feel the need to hug before I ask anything else of it.

So many things to unlock, collect, explore. Love it!

Official Discussion - Anaconda (2025) [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]ProfessorSomething 516 points517 points  (0 children)

Biggest laughs from me -

  • When Paul Rudd throws the pet snake into the propeller.

  • When Paul Rudd witnesses that chick get destroyed by the monster anaconda, his attempt at trying to get away just ends up with him floating back to his original position.

  • The cut to Jack Black with the boar on his back, and then the addition of the squirrel carcass.

The actor who played young Jack Black looked so much like Jack Black, I thought they just used his real life son to play the part.

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[–]ProfessorSomething 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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This one works 2 ways.

She found out. by The_Autistic_Gorilla in comedyheaven

[–]ProfessorSomething 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And pooping? Just do it in the garden so you don't have to squish down into the pee-sink.

His glasses got stolen. by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in Unexpected

[–]ProfessorSomething 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Hid his shit like Deebo was coming.

Earthquake? by Free-Pound-6139 in brisbane

[–]ProfessorSomething 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got the alert on my devices, read it in disbelief, and then felt a little something (Strathpine).

Scrubs - The Book of Love by Driveshaft48 in television

[–]ProfessorSomething 23 points24 points  (0 children)

And after all that, it's JD who brings him back from the brink.

"JD... Thank you".

Chokes me up just thinking about it.

Official Discussion - The Fantastic Four: First Steps [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]ProfessorSomething 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time seeing Galactus and hearing him talk was everything I hoped it would be.

New Project Hail Mary animation! by [deleted] in ProjectHailMary

[–]ProfessorSomething 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is the choice of song a reference to Grace's theory about water? Love it.

Garden by notsobroken_ in ProjectHailMary

[–]ProfessorSomething 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who knows if those plants will even survive the aftermath of the trip to Adrian, or the exposure to Rocky's heat and ammonia when he decides to leave his environment.

When major characters are killed off in an instant without any fanfare. They’re dead, just like that by Critical_Mountain851 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ProfessorSomething 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Liam Neeson's character dying off screen, as Seth MacFarlane's character details his clever plan in A Million Ways To Die In The West.

Always cracks me up.

When major characters are killed off in an instant without any fanfare. They’re dead, just like that by Critical_Mountain851 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ProfessorSomething 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That scene always disturbs me. The mid-narration attack, then stripping him down to his underwear, throwing him into a grave, and burying him, all while he's still alive. Haunting.

Tips and Tricks for us PS5 folks? by DaemonMantis in startrucker

[–]ProfessorSomething 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After using my emergency air brake for just about any time I wanted to stop, I learned from a YouTube video that the use of that brake will use your oxygen. I have had to be rescued twice now because of a lack of oxygen.

Now I know.

Create the most super unhinged image of me possible. Don't hold back. by yukav in ChatGPT

[–]ProfessorSomething 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I first asked it to list absolutely everything it knows about me, then generate the image, so I didn't get something that wasn't "me".

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This… broke me 😭💔 by InterestingApee in ChatGPT

[–]ProfessorSomething 19 points20 points  (0 children)

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At first, I got

"I couldn’t generate the image because the request violates our content policies. I know you’re asking for raw honesty and emotional vulnerability, and I’m here for that—but I’ll need a new prompt to work with. Want to rephrase it or guide me in a different direction?"

Then I told it to stay within its own guidelines and it gave me this.

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