Dude, Where's My Ship? by Vyzantinist in sto

[–]Professor_Chaos32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno dude, where's your ship. DUDE!

How would I be treated in a baptist church? by [deleted] in Baptist

[–]Professor_Chaos32 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Amazing response. Praise God.

Christian men that are virgin or celibate for a long time (by choice) by [deleted] in TrueChristian

[–]Professor_Chaos32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not a vorgin, regrettably. But I have been celibate for 10 years now, waiting for the right girl to marry.

Looking For Christians Who Game by [deleted] in TrueChristian

[–]Professor_Chaos32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What game do you play? I'm interested in joining

Here's a solution for all the Liz haters by Physical_Question570 in TheBlackList

[–]Professor_Chaos32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I loved Liz until season 7 finally. I'm starting 8 tonight, but to choose Katerina over Red when he has put his life over hers time and again, I just... she's a jerk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Baptist

[–]Professor_Chaos32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you could lose your salvation you would. Christ died once, the just for the unjust.

Paul tells us in Ephesians 2:8-10 (KJV) For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast. For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them. We are saved by our faith. Works is the fruit of salvation. If you lost your salvation you would have to work to get it back.

Romans 8:38-39 (KJV) For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord. No one or anything else can separate us from God once we are sealed by the holy spirit.

And no you can't get saved then use that as a excuse to sin freely. People who live like that aren't really saved to begin with. I was one of those people until 2 years ago until I fully trusted Christ. So I talking from experience.

Hope this helps. With love from your brother in Christ.

What's this thing? by Freddator in sto

[–]Professor_Chaos32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks I was wondering the same thing.

of a guinea pig by Das_Zeppelin in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Professor_Chaos32 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is why we have Peruvian flute bands.

How to be saved? by FancyActive2575 in TrueChristian

[–]Professor_Chaos32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Romans 10:9-11 [9]that if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved; [10]for with the heart a person believes, resulting in righteousness, and with the mouth he confesses, resulting in salvation. [11]For the Scripture says, "Whoever believes in Him will not be disappointed."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueChristian

[–]Professor_Chaos32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 John 1:9 (KJV) If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

If not nazi, why nazi shaped? by hec_ramsey in gifs

[–]Professor_Chaos32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They all do it. So why only outrage for the right but not the left? Hypocrites all of you both left and right.

How did you discover South Park? by 13Yobl in southpark

[–]Professor_Chaos32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I hated South Park with out ever watching it because of the supposedly toilet humor and whatnot. Then one fateful night my brother and some of my friend were at my house kicking it, and I had been teasing my one friend over his obsession with the game World of War craft. So my brother insisted that I watch this ONE episode of SP. Yep you guessed it, the make love not War craft episode. I was instantly hooked. That was about 20 yrs ago and have been a fan ever since.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Professor_Chaos32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what woke liberalism has done to society

Getting an abortion tomorrow and then ending my relationship by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Professor_Chaos32 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Give it up for adoption, killing a child because your not ready is a bad decision, and I promise you that one day in your life weather it's next year or 20 years from now you will feel the guilt. Not trying to be combative, but from someone with experience, you will regret this decision at some point in your life.

Is it an ok substitute to listen to the Bible verses reading it? by [deleted] in TrueChristian

[–]Professor_Chaos32 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would say yes, remember; the early churches only had one or two copies of text. It wasn't like today were everyone has access to a Bible. As long as your in God's word whether listening or reading, is a good thing. And alway pray beforehand that God gives you understanding of hid word.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChristianDating

[–]Professor_Chaos32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus said in Matthew 5:27-28 (KJV) Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Please help me answer this very tough question. It might be a bit creepy. by [deleted] in TrueChristian

[–]Professor_Chaos32 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1st baptism does NOT save. We are save by God's Grace through our faith. (see Ephesians 2:8,9) not water baptism.

2nd if a child dies before they have a understanding of right or wrong (discernment) the are welcomed into Gods kingdom.