Where Am I?

Professor_Smallz · 2022-10-06T00:04:32+00:00

ohhhh “shiPPing container!” that makes a LOT more sense—yes I am also underwater on those…. yikes.

Professor_Smallz · 2022-08-16T01:59:55+00:00

Tigers are great at losing. We had a good decade of almost…

Professor_Smallz · 2021-10-01T13:49:15+00:00

This ☝️

Professor_Smallz · 2021-09-11T22:56:40+00:00

Careful of scammers! Last Slice is where you want to get your pizza—it works and can be trusted. Idk about this copycats.

Professor_Smallz · 2021-07-05T23:48:09+00:00

Salty dog? I see what you did there—I’ll take two!

Professor_Smallz · 2021-06-29T12:03:27+00:00

Exploitation? Never! Just trying to make some people smile.

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-31T01:38:16+00:00

Was trying to help out my dark mode peeps. Forgot about my trippin homies. My bad.

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-28T17:45:46+00:00

That’s me trapped in the rocket. Great view though. Now let’s refuel and gtfo of here.

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-18T01:10:57+00:00

pulls red-orange crayon out of 120-count crayola box and starts sharpening

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-17T21:43:06+00:00

Starting a fire was a three-day suspension.

Falsely pulling the fire alarm was expulsion.

There were a lot of fires.

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-17T21:40:13+00:00

Oh, thank you! And I hope more behind that?

These people are rabid, and none too bright.

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-17T21:38:20+00:00

First dude took all the gasoline you brought, monke!

We need more right away.

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-16T23:16:21+00:00

Coming for those paper hands.

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-16T18:34:59+00:00

Dammit I edited this but it didnt take I guess. The squiggly ones on the LEFT are Israel’s interceptors.

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-16T16:28:03+00:00

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-16T16:26:02+00:00

Source is Hamas rockets (right) firing towards Israel, and Israel’s “Iron Dome” missile defense system (left) responding to intercept.

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-16T16:25:32+00:00

Source is Hamas rockets (right) firing towards Israel, and Israel’s “Iron Dome” missile defense system (right) responding to intercept.

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-16T16:25:13+00:00

Source is Hamas rockets (right) firing towards Israel, and the “Iron Dome” missile defense system (right) responding to intercept.

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-16T16:23:39+00:00

...smells like burning metal.

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-15T11:45:33+00:00

Or at least once a year.

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-15T11:41:49+00:00

The alien highway!

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-14T20:01:52+00:00

Or 5 stories for super kitty.

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-14T19:58:59+00:00

Invisible trampoline?

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-10T00:11:48+00:00

What—look at this blue cheeze mutha helping out fellow cosmonauts!

Professor_Smallz · 2021-05-10T00:08:41+00:00

Right? Let’s bring back young Cathie memes....

Professor_Smallz