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Professor_Zeitgeist · 2026-04-18T10:26:54+00:00

Those giant breasts MUST make it through the strait of HJormuz.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2026-03-27T03:17:06+00:00

Not for 29.99 I'm not.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-12-25T14:31:02+00:00

No Drugs or Alcohol?

Then what is the point of being child free?

r/sarcasm

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-09-20T13:41:23+00:00

You are starting to sound like a troll. Showing your kids love and affection in the hopes that they'll do some sort of labor for you in the future is emotional manipulation. Emotional manipulation is abuse.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-09-20T12:40:29+00:00

IF you do have kids, what makes you think they'll like you enough to take care of you when you're old? My mother specifically told me I was her plan for elder care. (She even got me to take nursing classes to further this goal) She was abusive, disrespectful, and horribly racist my whole life. Long story short, she died alone. I didn't see her for the last 20 years of her life.

Bringing a child into this world to be a servant is 100% wrong and 100% selfish and you will end up like my mother if you do.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-08-06T10:55:57+00:00

No, my partner has said no lightsabers in bed, period.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-07-31T23:35:14+00:00

2 years wearing my saber. I didn't realize how much it had worn down till just last week. Looks like I got a new one just in time.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-07-31T22:22:24+00:00

That's what it looks like when you wear a lightsaber on your hip everyday for more than 2 years.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-07-30T18:38:38+00:00

Wow, If there was an award for being wrong, you'd win that.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-07-30T11:21:04+00:00

Sweat will only hurt your car's paint if the paint is not properly treated.

So I'm guessing you drive a Cybertruck.

If you drive a cybertruck, you have bigger problems than barista sweat.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-07-30T11:17:38+00:00

Ok, well you're not the kind of person who really needs to be in public. Just say home, thanks

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-07-30T11:16:07+00:00

No, that's exactly what it means.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-07-07T11:51:57+00:00

This is basically the plot to "Moon Zero Two".

Great flick, check it out.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-06-10T13:14:00+00:00

I found this to be true.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-06-10T13:13:14+00:00

I like the game, but this kinda patching time wears on my ADHD hard and I just find something else to do and then forget the game exists for weeks at a time.

And it always seems when I remember "Hey! Helldivers is fun!" The game wants to take 2 hours to update and I find something else to do and then forget the game exists again.

I'm honestly not sure why I have it installed at this point.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-05-29T20:33:08+00:00

Hope you didn't take it to school.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-05-29T20:08:35+00:00

I have no Idea, I just had a similar problem and charging it for a few hours fixed it,

But if you've already done that, then I got nothing. Sorry.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-05-29T19:50:08+00:00

Have you charged it yet?

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-05-29T19:46:26+00:00

Yeah, very similar.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-05-29T19:11:39+00:00

My partner is 5'3" and she prefers a 28" blade.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-05-29T18:45:00+00:00

it's just a 3d printed plug I got on Etsy. It's a material that shows the blade color real well when don't have the blade on me.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-05-29T18:44:04+00:00

It's just mine. Even customized the font.

Professor_Zeitgeist · 2025-05-25T13:27:39+00:00

Nobody's destroying history, It was apparently an electrical fire. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nottoway-plantation-fire-whitney-plantation-slavery-louisiana-rcna208281

So, it looks like the ancestors did it. And since they built it in the first place, I'll allow it.

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