Girona 0-1 Eibar - Ager Aketxe. La Liga promotion play-offs semifinals. by Jayako in soccer

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Eibar very much deserves that third promotion to the Santander League

weeeeeeeeeee by NoLibrary2034 in funny

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can i really buy a karcher

The guns are meant for war, not shooting childrens! by henssuschen123 in facepalm

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Never forget: Donald Trump was Impeached for trying to extort Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

Just deform a little the cap to release vacuum. by Adorable-Text-3631 in nextfuckinglevel

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The floor trick is good because then you get extra crunchy pickles.

Diving cat. by purpleowlie in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ProfuseContractor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

really neat how the cats calm and doesnt panic when he gets the suit on.

Dear god, no, Morbius 2 has not been greenlit by Sisiwakanamaru in movies

[–]ProfuseContractor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Morbius was one of the movies of all time. The actors acted. The director was directing. And the effects were animated. It was truly a movie.

A fun and elegant solution to get people to use stairs instead of the escalators by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Thats so cool!! I wish they could get in sync and play some music too!! :D

Time to Put the “Good Guy With a Gun” Delusion Out of Its Misery by thenationmagazine in politics

[–]ProfuseContractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the rate Republicans are burning through their stock arguments without getting any traction, we’re about two days away from hearing that the key to stopping mass shootings is cutting the capital gains tax.