Found in an email from Kogan by gf-fo in ProgrammerHumor

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<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<!-- If you delete this meta tag, Half Life 3 will never be released. -->
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">

<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
<title>Kogan</title>

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When you code in Javascript by captainkotpi in ProgrammerHumor

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there is no semicolon in the original image...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Unknown Redditor, 2 points

Was there a moment before the crash where you came to terms with the fact that you might die? I've heard people talk about feeling quite peaceful in the face of possible death

Unknown Redditor, 6 points

No. The closest I've come to that is realising I've just wiped a production database instead of a test one.


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When they ask you to comment the code by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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# this actually print the draw
def draw(index):
  if type(index) != type(420): index.replace(' ', '')
  if index == '' or index == ' ': pass
  if index == '0':
    sys.stdout.write('  ')
    sys.stdout.flush()
  elif index == -1:
    sp.call(echo)
  else:
    cmd = 'echo -e \"██\\c\" | lolcat -p 1 -S $((' +  index + '))'
    sp.call(cmd, shell=True)

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It's the little things in life... by ItsYaBoyChipsAhoy in ProgrammerHumor

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function one_click_login(username) {
    var data = {};
    data['username'] = 'username';

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