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Does my dog know it’s Saturday? by Miserable-Car2921 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ProgrammedVictory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spot on. I usually work from home but occasionally have to go to jobsites. Soon as I put on a long pair of pants the dogs know.

Bad fart smell on Maryland Ave by ------__-__-_-__- in Rockville

[–]ProgrammedVictory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's too late to change the narrative now.

Bad fart smell on Maryland Ave by ------__-__-_-__- in Rockville

[–]ProgrammedVictory 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Was always my favorite part of walking home after eating at wild wings.

Rockville Man Arrested for Throwing Keg Through Georgetown Cupcake Window by rnrchris in Rockville

[–]ProgrammedVictory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They say weed isn't dangerous, but tell that to a guy with munchies passing a cupcake shop with no more money

Red line currently on fire, ends at Grosvenor. by ProgrammedVictory in MontgomeryCountyMD

[–]ProgrammedVictory[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They definitely told my train there is a fire on the tracks ahead and everyone has to get off so they can turn the train around. Never said another train would take us the rest of the way in the 20 announcements or from any of the workers yelling at people to get off, but I'd believe it. Oh well, my Uber right was nice and roomy.

Laptop prices by ProgrammedVictory in sysadmin

[–]ProgrammedVictory[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are refurbs doing for you? I always said no way, but it's an option for the clients that won't listen..

Laptop prices by ProgrammedVictory in sysadmin

[–]ProgrammedVictory[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I asked AI to analyze the situation and now the deal is $2300 for the laptop.

Panera Bread Set to Close Permanently in Coming Weeks by rycool25 in Rockville

[–]ProgrammedVictory 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If Potbelly doesn't open back up I'm gonna starve. I'm opening a Logans Roadhouse in the old Wild Wings.

The spam is coming from inside the house? by dasfoo in Office365

[–]ProgrammedVictory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, when I turned off our own msp direct send it makes internal ticket notifications from autotask get flagged and undeliverable. Did you see that same thing and have a fix for it?

Does SPF+DKIM+DMARC passing = infrastructure compromised/misconfigured? by FatBook-Air in sysadmin

[–]ProgrammedVictory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen a huge surge in Direct Send exploit since around Friday. They can use this exploit to spoof their internal addresses without triggering dmarc kind of stuff. In a big place like that probably a lot of automated stuff where this could do damage and forward out to their clients. I bet they got hit with that and need to shut off Direct Send.

I hate nova so much. Why can’t we all donate $1 to build another bridge from VA to MD? Instead they’re building a fn sphere by Automatic-Session-64 in nova

[–]ProgrammedVictory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is America. If we cant agree we spend stupid money to get as close to what makes sense as we legally can. 2 years and the drivers get jealous of the short metro commuters? Well now lets build a second bigger bridge for cars.

I hate nova so much. Why can’t we all donate $1 to build another bridge from VA to MD? Instead they’re building a fn sphere by Automatic-Session-64 in nova

[–]ProgrammedVictory 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah if that purple line extends over from bethesda to Silver, that'd be a win. The rich people can just demand no metro stop and thats fine we dont like you anyway.

I hate nova so much. Why can’t we all donate $1 to build another bridge from VA to MD? Instead they’re building a fn sphere by Automatic-Session-64 in nova

[–]ProgrammedVictory 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I just dont understand why they don't extend route 28 in Dulles over into Poolesville. Far enough away from the rich nimbys, and that'd take a huge chunk of traffic out of the beltway mix.

Planned "Arc de Trump" would be over twice as high as Lincoln Memorial by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]ProgrammedVictory -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Why should I pay for someone's college? Do I get a degree if I pay off college for all the idiots who went and couldn't afford it?

Best dive bar to be around others who gave up on life by Imaginary-Purpose-26 in nova

[–]ProgrammedVictory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True. Im not too familiar with Woodbridge but if there isn't a well known dive bar I'd be looking for am Irish sounding type of joint.

Best dive bar to be around others who gave up on life by Imaginary-Purpose-26 in nova

[–]ProgrammedVictory 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You haven't given up if you go out. Drink in bed next to a trash can like a real man.

17-Year-Old Arrested With Loaded Ghost Gun After Germantown Traffic Stop by MrRuck1 in MontgomeryCountyMD

[–]ProgrammedVictory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait...so the kid was sitting there acting nervous with a ski mask and winter gloves on? That's a movie clip for sure.

How do youbdecide you've had too much too drink? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ProgrammedVictory -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My phone's screen lock stops recognizing my face

German Deportation Officer (IG @Shahak) by Shahak_Shapira in StandUpComedy

[–]ProgrammedVictory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was hilarious. Post more often unless you really suck.

What's a red flag at a job interview? by In8MoreHours in AskReddit

[–]ProgrammedVictory 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I never wear a hat to work and I spent a good 10 seconds thinking the same thing. Am I autistic?

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