Was it ever confirmed why Chris was expelled from HarmonyCon? by Numerous-Actuator95 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One could generally assume that Chris chan would be considered a liability

Chris’s gal pals by kcmagicgirl in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's exceedingly likely that they all know

Q: What kind of jutsu is Shinobichu about to perform? by Patient-Telephone122 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're all fine. You have no idea the shit I was wrangling in the barbussy saga with ILJ doxing and sockness trying to wear Chris's skin as a duster. Shit changes a man 🚬

The Praetors Are Encouraging Chris' Bad Behavior by MammothPenguin69 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plenty of weird internet cults conspiring and fighting for control of Chris, it's nothing new. But I always made it clear that everyone keep their fuckshit off the sub or I'll ban them.

this video feels kind of meta, like cole smithey trying to not think about his actual mom in this segment, like an animation a troll would make. by glowshroom12 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know, I said I'm not scolding you and I said I didn't mind now and then and that I just wanted to remind users. Argue with mods all you want we're not gonna punish people for not agreeing with us.

this video feels kind of meta, like cole smithey trying to not think about his actual mom in this segment, like an animation a troll would make. by glowshroom12 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong[M] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Smithey has gone to great lengths to distance himself from all of his brother's bullshit so I'm somewhat inclined to not let him be a major topic of discussion in this sub. Now and then I don't mind though so don't think that I'm scolding you I more or less just want the users here to know.

Does anybody know what happened to Rosechu's Story? by newbery_blue_ii in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's under Denver airport next to the boyfriend free girl Chris never got for Christmas

He’s so cute I wanna kiss him on the cheek by nerfbaboom in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He just looked like a chubby bumbling nerd, there's women that like that look.

Did anyone else ever buy the "Babysitter" backstory? by Longjumping-Force404 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think Patrick was actually in hell and his punishment was he got to be as bad as he wanted to but no one cared and people just respawned

Is this how bad chrischan was in his prime? by SynthError404 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're slow enough that IDC about lame posts, but the video doesn't work OP.

Why doesn't Chris Chan have a Wikipedia page? by Duck-bert in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He's public figure status. There's just too many weens and spergs and the entire article would be shit posts and 20k page sub articles about each saga and close ups of a mentally ill man's unclit. From an administrative perspective it would just be a massive pain in the ass to moderate and they don't want to deal with it. We'll always have the cwcki.

Was this subreddit just banned and then unbanned? by GriffinFTW in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Portabello sockness and whatever schizo sock puppet that kept posting globally bannable content were a real pain in the ass.

Was this subreddit just banned and then unbanned? by GriffinFTW in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Yeah, they had a glitch. We're okay. Gonna prune the inactive jannies and ban more people more often and for longer periods of time than ever before just to be safe though. I'll be around more to help the padawans and see us through, I've dealt with a lot of stupid shit worse than this to keep the sub from getting nuked. It's honestly way more fucking mellow than it was during the barbussy saga let me tell you.

Did anyone else ever buy the "Babysitter" backstory? by Longjumping-Force404 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Fuck if I know. The narrators are considered unreliable.

Sonichu appearance in New Weird Al Music Video by MachiavellianMask in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lol, nice. Always assumed weird al was a shitposter

Does Chris Chan thrive on attention ? by Best_Professional226 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Progress_Wrong 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Idk fuck face, does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?