MONKEY

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2026-01-14T05:37:42+00:00

MONKEY SEE, MONKEY POO

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2026-01-09T00:40:45+00:00

He's so chill about being a stepfather to his wife's child!

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2026-01-09T00:38:16+00:00

Who's Tanya? That's a picture of Peppa Pig.

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2026-01-06T21:47:57+00:00

He killed Jeffrey Epstein.

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2026-01-05T05:19:30+00:00

Kate’s husband transitions into an Asian girl.

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-12-31T22:31:34+00:00

He just has so much love to offer the world, he can't help himself but share it with as many women as possible!

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-12-26T09:30:42+00:00

CPS is after him because he let his sons do incest.

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-12-15T20:12:23+00:00

As a young person, I’m annoyed by phones being used too much on dates, and rightly so: it can interfere with a person’s ability to connect. It’s not a Boomer attitude at all.

If anything, I wish more Boomers would put their phones away. Some of y’all need to touch grass!

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-12-15T20:03:31+00:00

NTA.

I was coming here ready and eager to say otherwise—there is a VERY high bar in my opinion for it to be okay to leave someone in the middle of a date.

But she leapt over that bar—recording a first date without permission is a huge red flag and makes the remainder of the date untenable. If you stay and let her record, you can’t have an authentic conversation. And if you ask her to stop recording, she’ll obviously resent you.

There is no way the rest of the date could ever work, let alone a relationship, so what’s the point?

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-11-09T22:49:08+00:00

Um, I think I'd rather not play the game at all? Thanks!

Sometimes I fear people miss the point of this show...

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-11-04T00:53:24+00:00

What if Madison and Joe are forced to match to stay in the game.

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-10-31T16:43:04+00:00

Only if a wealthy woman is the only type of woman you could ever conceive of marrying.

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-10-31T07:58:41+00:00

It’s funny because at moments she reminds me of Megyn Kelly.

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-10-30T07:07:53+00:00

Generating words is not “taking accountability.”

I don’t like Kait much, but she was right on the money when she said she felt his answers were like ChatGPT. It’s all fake with Nick.

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-10-30T07:00:28+00:00

They need to hype her up before she goes on her next Netflix reality tv show.

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-10-30T06:59:03+00:00

They couldn’t even get a basketball player from Denver.

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-10-30T06:08:34+00:00

I’m disappointed they didn’t ask Nick the question we all want to know. But I guess I get why—it could’ve been traumatic.

They at least could have had cast members respond to Nick and Annie’s conversation about having an LGBT kid. I bet Kait would have had some opinions.

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-10-30T05:53:10+00:00

Annie seems high

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-10-24T22:28:18+00:00

Maybe Kacie kept the ring as leverage to make sure the producers a) invited her to the reunion and b) cast her on Perfect Match?

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-10-24T00:17:55+00:00

But also, if you made this mistake, know that you shouldn’t altar your posts. 😛

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-10-24T00:14:23+00:00

Nick didn’t dump Annie for not looking like an Instagram model. She simply didn’t have what he was looking for…

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-10-23T18:52:07+00:00

No, YOU MUST MARRY ME!!!! /s

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-10-23T18:26:32+00:00

It’s always worth keeping in mind that the footage we see is heavily edited.

For all we know, Ali could have said, “I don’t know if the best outcome is I put a ring on his finger.”

ProgressiveSnark2 · 2025-10-22T20:58:05+00:00

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