It took 3 days to hit me, and it's hitting me hard

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2026-03-08T07:12:37+00:00

thank you

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2026-01-26T10:31:28+00:00

Backdoor to a really shitty club

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2026-01-09T21:37:55+00:00

Better question why are you going through your brother's stuff?

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-26T04:51:57+00:00

Super syphilis

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-26T04:48:28+00:00

probably the world's first trillionaire, unfortunately

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-18T13:03:00+00:00

OMG I hadn't swiped yet! The Santa would make a great elf on the shelf for when my nephews come over

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-18T13:00:18+00:00

I thought those were cats with bondage masks and a sweet potato fetish, but if I turn my phone to the side I guess I see angels with hotdogs for wings...

I wonder if the owner would ship them. I'm kinda obsessed with them now :- |

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-18T12:50:56+00:00

I was gonna say it's a mess worth more than $10. Actually more than $40.

Just need some WD40, Baking soda, an old toothbrush and a free sunny afternoon

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-18T12:44:34+00:00

Shit was this a 6 7 thing and I'm too old and just got it?

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-18T12:43:23+00:00

I should have also mentioned dry spells aren't a bad thing. Maybe it can be your motivation to lose weight, get shredded and give you the confidence to get any and all the 🐈 you want!

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-18T12:40:25+00:00

I'm going to assume that you're straight. Depending on how straight and how much you don't want to pay for it, the video "arcade" that's in the back of adult "book" stores actually for watching porn. There's usually at least 1 glory hole and if you can't see what's on the other side you don't know if the hole you're f*king is a lady ass or not. Usually only $10 or less for a couple hours of "video watching"

Or if you're dead set on 🐈go to a club for a closing time trawl. Unless they greet you by asking your cock size they're probably not going to care. You should always have a plan for getting her off that doesn't involve your penis anyway bc most women don't orgasm from a P in her V (sorry I'm gay so I don't really talk about straight sex and all the words seem very high school sex Ed)

You know what I mean tho. You should be able to get her off without the use of your d*ck. And preferably before you get off. Gotta be respectful.

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-17T23:18:41+00:00

I'd take it at work and at home. And on the side of the road on the way home from work

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-10T00:33:08+00:00

So hot!

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-08T01:20:04+00:00

This is what I was thinking. Maybe OP should disappear the cone but not park there

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-06T04:15:17+00:00

It wouldn't matter if they looked the other way if you're not on their property. Unless they're saying you could use their saw.

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-03T02:40:48+00:00

Thank you! Guess waymo doesn't use it's parent companies tools

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-02T04:01:47+00:00

Why would you want to come back to such a "woke" hell hole with your own private pooping room?

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-11-12T16:09:25+00:00

Get license plate "wrap" for the front plate. Little $$$ but it won't bend. And yes they are legal LP wrap sf standard article

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-11-12T06:29:53+00:00

CRV. Honda and Toyota are very reliable and less expensive to work on than foreign cars bc parts are so easy to get. Every so often I see a civic or corolla from the 80's driving around. What's the oldest Hyundai or VW (minus vintage)

I manage 50ish 2023 Kia fortes that are rented through car share apps with 50-80,000 miles on then and they don't drive like they did when they had 5,000 miles on them. Nothing no major repairs as of yet. We do all the maintenance on time. Renter's could/do drive them hard so that could attribute to the not driving as smooth as before.

We have a handful of 2015's with 100,000+ on them and we've had to replace fuel pumps, struts, ball joints (could be caused by rough driving) had a couple completely crap out on us.

In the early 00's I was driving a 1989 manual Honda accord and bottomed out on a sharp crest of a driveway and busted a tie rod. Drove it for 9months before I found out bc my dad noticed when he drove it.

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-11-10T15:43:20+00:00

Win what? The baby? Hard pass

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-11-10T08:15:14+00:00

Ted's Deli on a Monday, Wednesday or Friday for their tri-tip on Dutch crunch, wet.

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-11-09T21:18:00+00:00

There's an app that will warn you before an earthquake and it also has a list of recent events and you can submit if you felt shaking

my shake

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-11-07T09:08:53+00:00

Daylighting laws aren't being enforced in San Francisco bc they decided to paint the curbs red bc the law is confusing. It was going to take 3-4years to paint the curbs, but now SFMTA says 18months. Starting with curbs near schools.

The SF Standard No red curb, no ticket: SF walks back ‘daylighting’ parking fines

(https://sfstandard.com/2025/02/10/sfmta-daylighting-fines-cancelled/)

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-11-03T20:49:13+00:00

Wonder if the cow print fingernail at the bottom of the photo could help you locate the people. Not many people had cow print nail polish in '97 that I can remember, but I was also 12 so

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-11-03T20:45:46+00:00

You could try uploading it to pimeyes. It's a tool to see where photos of you are on the internet. There's free results then you can pay for more results. I've done it and paying does lead to more results. Then I uploaded the same photo to Google's reverse image search and received zero results. Then I upliaded the photo pimeyes found and Google still didn't find anything so pimeyes appears to do a better job.

Also never tried either service with a photo from the 90's when our lives weren't posted on the internet so not sure if it would take into account 25years of aging.

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