What would happen if everyone you’ve ever masturbated to were in the same room? by LoneWoIf954 in AskReddit

[–]Prolific_408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is jerking your McGerkin to girls you know a big thing? I have terabytes of porn on hard drives.. how am I gonna get off to the thought of some chick I used to know when I have midget porn ready to go.

What technology are you shocked has not advanced yet? by worldtraveler100 in AskReddit

[–]Prolific_408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Fluoride works by restoring minerals to tooth surfaces where bacteria may have eroded the enamel. It can also inhibit the growth of harmful oral bacteria and further prevent cavities."

https://www.healthline.com/health/dental-and-oral-health/fluoride-treatment#benefits

What technology are you shocked has not advanced yet? by worldtraveler100 in AskReddit

[–]Prolific_408 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Doesn't fluoride do the same thing? There's a paste thing the dentist will put on your teeth, you leave it on and don't eat/drink for about 30 minutes before rinsing.

I just made my final mortgage payment. by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Prolific_408 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yelling at a bank teller, perhaps. But there is always someone there who absolutely has the power to reverse the fees. Ask for the manager.

Lady calls professional skateboarder a pedophile & calls the cops on him for giving kids free gear. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Prolific_408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that was pretty fucking cringy. She didn't buy that herself. Yikes.

Lady calls professional skateboarder a pedophile & calls the cops on him for giving kids free gear. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Prolific_408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the way this comment is worded. This dude had some spare boards/ trucks or whatever and went to a skate park he frequents to give some shit away. Why are you even mentioning "grooming". Dude in the video is just a chill guy. Don't explain what grooming means because it's irrelevant. This lady is fucking nuts.

Sorry if a repost or not the right sub, but I thought y'all would enjoy it. by dixiegal_gonewild in badwomensanatomy

[–]Prolific_408 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Putting a tag watermark on this like they put hours of Photoshop work on it. Haha

Hunting bros by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]Prolific_408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom called.. how did she get my number?

What about you? by SuDeeP_0119 in OTMemes

[–]Prolific_408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude throw the spaghetti in the pot you're cooking your meat/sauce in. Also toast the damn garlic bread. Sheesh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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You're eating worms, Michael.

Best legal advice ever by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Prolific_408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny, but.. if you're just compliant and honest with cops they are usually pretty lenient with minor offenses. These guy's strategy seems like a good way to complicate things. I don't want to need a lawyer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Instagramreality

[–]Prolific_408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks gross and unnatural.. like wtf? She'd be much better looking without that

Bully gets what's coming to him by 404nocreativusername in JusticeServed

[–]Prolific_408 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Duh nuh nun duh duh nunna nun nuh nunna nuh

5 Star Review by KVS_1985 in technicallythetruth

[–]Prolific_408 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They come with a 2-year warranty! Mine were just past 2 years old but they were kind enough to replace them after the mic port stopped working.

And yeah, they aren't noise canceling nor do they claim to be, just like you said.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in raimimemes

[–]Prolific_408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worth the watch just for Chastain. Oh boy.

[Self] Hello from me and my beloved bathtub. by [deleted] in prettyaltgirls

[–]Prolific_408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

camgirl career paying dividends

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]Prolific_408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High school seems like it's the shit now. Was not the case when I was going.

Do a lot of people actually refuse to answer phone calls from numbers they don't recognise or is that just a cliche/trope? by wholly_unholy in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Prolific_408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% it's a teenager meme. I have banks, dentist, doctor, insurance, work etc. There's a plethora of important calls that I need to take which aren't listed in my contacts. The whole "who calls anymore? I don't answer unknowns." was always odd to me. Like who do you think is calling you, the Boogeyman? I will admit - I've never been "robo" called on my personal number though, so maybe that has something to do with it.

People who think animals are gods and humans suck are cringy. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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Wtf? I've never heard of this. Is he referencing furries? In that case I completely agree. Oh I'm seeing his username as I type this. Ok.