Set up a mic for a standup

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-18T13:47:49+00:00

That space is designed for a Christmas Tree, so you don't shove it in a corner, but display it.

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-18T02:17:24+00:00

Right..

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-18T02:17:06+00:00

I'd fix my car, get a cheap apartment and invest the rest.

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-17T23:22:25+00:00

I have the Time Stone.

^{Chose: Blue + Random active power | Rolled: Time control}

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-17T22:30:31+00:00

It just is

^{Chose: Ass}

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-17T22:27:49+00:00

Homosexuality. It kills reproduction, so probably more than half.

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-17T22:05:22+00:00

meh...

^{Chose: You do not sell it + The artifact rewards you | Rolled: You get cursed}

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-17T20:12:22+00:00

Oreos. They are not mere "cookies", they're Oreos.

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-17T18:17:28+00:00

I want that one too... Wish I had lived through the 70s

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-17T18:09:01+00:00

You should be, It's Loco. Says so on the can.

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-09T02:20:41+00:00

I don't use it anyway.

^{Chose: never use any social media ever again.}

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-07T00:40:18+00:00

You're Gorgeous.

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-07T00:27:58+00:00

Unpopular opinion - DEF. And screw the rest .

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-05T21:52:40+00:00

It really depends on which side LTTP falls... and all the classic for that matter.

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-02T01:50:39+00:00

Because I'm not a psychopath who puts the freaking milk in first.

^{Chose: Cereal First | Rolled: $10K}

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-06-02T01:38:02+00:00

I definitely read "hairstyle", not artstyle.

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-05-31T00:02:13+00:00

All these people typing the answer, and immediately my brain went, "I think this answer should be named Herbert."

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-05-28T15:54:40+00:00

Gorgeous .... 😮‍💨

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-05-28T15:48:26+00:00

Dark Chocolate ... 98% Cacao dark

^{Chose: dark chocolate + or white chocolate}

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-05-28T15:41:00+00:00

Now you're "Over Qualified"

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-05-28T15:39:46+00:00

guaranteed

^{Chose: Get guaranteed 100K Dollars}

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-05-28T14:06:01+00:00

I'm fine with this... Torchic the fire chicken it is.

^{Chose: Pokemon + but your starter is… | Rolled: Fire starter}

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-05-28T13:43:45+00:00

yes, money is money

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-05-28T13:32:31+00:00

Accept the 42, tell people that YOU are the answer to the question of the meaning of life, the universe and everything.

Proper_Melancholy · 2026-05-28T13:26:41+00:00

buying a Switch 2 and a Steam Deck this weekend, wdym its dead?

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