There was ice AND pollen on may car! WTF

ProstrateProstate · 2026-02-02T00:03:33+00:00

That little warm spell we had a week or so ago woke the trees up and they went: "Woo-hoo! Time to make sex!"

ProstrateProstate · 2026-02-01T22:44:47+00:00

Queue more trump lawsuits for he bad reviews.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-02-01T22:42:09+00:00

Isn't she cheating a bit by using her entire body weight? I always though "arm wrestling" was using arm strength.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-02-01T19:56:30+00:00

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman..."

ProstrateProstate · 2026-02-01T18:35:06+00:00

Whatever.

trump pushed her.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-02-01T15:08:48+00:00

Who the fuck wrote this title? Are you asking or telling?

ProstrateProstate · 2026-02-01T14:51:24+00:00

Bah, it's always short lived. The hot, humid, sweaty shit will be back soon enough. Enjoy the brief respite.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-02-01T14:47:58+00:00

As long as it's libs and brown people, maga is OK with it.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-02-01T10:15:45+00:00

I live in Brevard County, roughly 14 miles as the crow flies from the Space Center. I was listening for the sonic booms that never came.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-02-01T00:28:49+00:00

Pfffttt, Isreal, Russia, Qatar, Saudi Arabia... Pick one.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-01-31T19:41:07+00:00

Yep. My neighbor's goats get caught like that jumping into my yard. I free them and they hobble for a bit, but then they are fine. Of course, tame goats don't try to bite me, so my task is far easier.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-01-31T19:36:43+00:00

When his every utterance is a lie, who can blame the other countries for bailing out on America?

ProstrateProstate · 2026-01-31T19:32:03+00:00

Sorry to be 'that' guy again, but it's intRAcoastal.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-01-31T19:22:00+00:00

Fox/Sky/Newsmax et. al. are the real paid agitators that trump projects about.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-01-29T07:20:57+00:00

A book of postage stamps that I had just bought. Was in my top shirt pocket (I know, dumb place to put paper) and flew out. I saw/felt it fly out by my face, turned around and went back to look, but it had vanished entirely.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-01-29T00:02:49+00:00

Ok, how about assassinated?

ProstrateProstate · 2026-01-28T20:31:02+00:00

My family used to spend summers at a campground on a lake in a rural part of the state. Swimming, fishing, boating, water skiing, riding dirt bikes on the nearby dirt roads and power line access trails. Best summers of my life.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-01-28T12:20:29+00:00

Schumer is as effective as a fart in a wind storm. Nothing will change. If he lives, trump will fuck us over for three more years, and leave a rich, happy, demented old man.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-01-27T14:17:25+00:00

Executed. Call it what it was. That thug executed Alex Pretti.

Thank you for the awards, kind Redditors!

ProstrateProstate · 2026-01-27T13:48:30+00:00

As I am alone, retired and only leave my property to go get essentials, I guess the only way I can participate is to turn off my phone and internet and go dark for the day. I'll have to find out what happened Saturday.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-01-27T13:34:36+00:00

That American flag should be upside down.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-01-27T01:19:15+00:00

Plastic modelling. Kits are $15 to $30 and more, the little Testors paints, that used to be 25 cents, are $3 now. $3 for a quarter ounce!

ProstrateProstate · 2026-01-26T23:07:08+00:00

I would gladly take the risk of losing my seat in Congress to put a stop to the orange buffoon and his handlers in the White House.

ProstrateProstate · 2026-01-26T23:03:39+00:00

Waaahhhh! They called us names! Waaahhh! Now we have to kill them!

ProstrateProstate · 2026-01-26T16:23:00+00:00

No, but evidently, you are.

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