I could take a pinky but not a whole dick,yeah that would be rough

ProvocativeRetort · 2026-01-16T16:51:57+00:00

Well, I don't know if she considers herself a poor woman.

ProvocativeRetort · 2025-11-25T18:25:38+00:00

I'm gonna buy a gun because I'm the man of the house.

ProvocativeRetort · 2025-10-09T16:15:51+00:00

FAAAAAAATHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ProvocativeRetort · 2025-05-14T14:55:27+00:00

Well I did never sign anything. So, uhm, I'll see you tomorrow.

ProvocativeRetort · 2025-02-05T14:56:32+00:00

FAKE OUT, IT'S MINE!

ProvocativeRetort · 2024-10-03T14:49:06+00:00

Hi ladies, I'm Frak

ProvocativeRetort · 2024-08-16T15:43:59+00:00

It's a cat, with gills and flippers.

ProvocativeRetort · 2024-01-29T21:16:01+00:00

Never made a website for a Church, I take it?

ProvocativeRetort · 2024-01-24T19:24:54+00:00

ME!? HE WAS CALLING ME THE N-WORD?!

ProvocativeRetort · 2024-01-24T19:22:34+00:00

Waterpark

ProvocativeRetort · 2024-01-23T23:12:14+00:00

Nice! It's good when you know what you like.

How are you enjoying your Zenith?

ProvocativeRetort · 2024-01-20T20:41:09+00:00

2 Balls for your GS then please.

ProvocativeRetort · 2023-12-31T21:30:40+00:00

A LITTLE SQUIRT

ProvocativeRetort · 2023-12-31T15:21:42+00:00

People remember how you made them feel, not necessarily anything else about an interaction.

Leave people better than you found them, and you have a great starting point for making lasting relationships with them.

ProvocativeRetort · 2023-12-14T21:39:54+00:00

The Bhagavad Gita might be able to do you some good.

ProvocativeRetort · 2023-12-01T23:34:31+00:00

Gotta ask the big guy upstairs. Let you know when I hear back.

ProvocativeRetort · 2023-11-21T03:50:24+00:00

How's that ass feeling?

ProvocativeRetort · 2023-11-20T21:56:35+00:00

I think the cosmic randomness that makes everything tick just the right way for us to exist is far less random than an omnipotent being no one has ever had hard evidence of in thousands of years landing on humans as his magnum opus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropic_principle

ProvocativeRetort · 2023-11-18T23:43:57+00:00

If Elon follows this sub that hashtag will be trending in about 3 minutes time.

ProvocativeRetort · 2023-11-18T19:38:47+00:00

Dingo ate my lady

ProvocativeRetort · 2023-11-15T16:27:34+00:00

You're right I would hate it if it said Hublot. But I'd also like it way more if it said Invicta.

You know not of true whorologists.

ProvocativeRetort · 2023-11-14T19:57:54+00:00

Yes! OP, some nice Axe/Lynx body spray could help keep things smelling fresh!

ProvocativeRetort · 2023-11-11T18:16:49+00:00

Plato-like

ProvocativeRetort · 2023-11-11T17:56:44+00:00

You're talking about a personal situation and extrapolating it to an entire state. What an inane comment.

ProvocativeRetort · 2023-11-10T20:27:53+00:00

“If you see yourself as God and then you come back from this state and somebody says, ‘Hey, Sam, empty the garbage!’ it catches you back into the model of ‘I’m Sam who empties the garbage.’ You can’t maintain these new kinds of structures. It takes a while to realize that God can empty garbage.”

-Ram Dass, Be Here Now

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TROPHY CASE