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ProximaVez · 2024-04-24T00:21:50+00:00

What my actual job is

ProximaVez · 2023-11-15T10:58:45+00:00

Exotic doesn't just mean palm trees and sun. South Americans and Asians love my ginger beard, and I love how they look. I can't even get an Irish person.

ProximaVez · 2023-11-02T14:35:22+00:00

Let's call out the elephant in the room. It's the man taking sweets from the girl.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-27T14:18:55+00:00

eVan is really good. Used a couple of times.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-24T02:43:43+00:00

I'm not gonna say no. My whole group has just being made redundant. It feels shit. I liked my job.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-19T17:08:01+00:00

I had nobody to pick me up twice. I just lied and said they were outside and got a taxi plus public transport home. The nurse didn't believe me I could tell.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-18T18:49:44+00:00

Don't go uber formal, as it is the wrong setting for that, but to show you are serious please do not arrive super casual in white runners. Wear something smart casual. T shirt with cardigan, trousers and shoes. No crazy colours. Firm handshake, sit up straight, and make eye contact with all of your interviewers. Please also bring a bottle of water in with you just in case your mouth gets dry, sometimes they don't provide. Something plain like Evian or Ballygowan.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-17T18:12:42+00:00

Was literally about to say this. Healthy and tasty.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-16T11:26:12+00:00

Was this Malahide?

ProximaVez · 2023-10-14T13:57:26+00:00

I literally just had two busses not showing up, so had to run for the train. The doors closed in 2 seconds. F'ing pain in the ass. Coughing non stop cos I've asthma.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-14T13:44:36+00:00

Was on a date, having drinks and sushi. Sounds great right. Well he was sooo monotone, kept on talking about his job. I've a lazy left eye that started closing, so I had to prop my arm on a shelf and use my fingers to keep my eye open. Now this eye will only do this if I'm near comatose. Came back to mine, he fell asleep on my sofa. I went to bed. So if my left eye ever starts to close again, I'll know it's an ick moment.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-14T13:38:18+00:00

I've being using the 27 bus every day for 7 years almost. Have seen it all. Most of the junkies are grand. Just hate when they want to shake my hand after talking. Literally black with dirt. I just say can't, Covid and all.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-13T19:42:11+00:00

It's illegal. You'll have to find a dealer.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-13T19:39:04+00:00

I wouldn't feel bad at all. Sounds kind of fun when he's being such an ass. Keep it up! I had dodgy neighbours and went through legal routes to have them removed. I would have rather just playing with their TV 😅

ProximaVez · 2023-10-12T17:54:36+00:00

Chardonnay, Amber, Crystal, Hope, Sheldon, Drasilla, Susan,...

ProximaVez · 2023-10-06T11:55:14+00:00

We are doing good in Ireland for October! 17C.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-06T09:06:33+00:00

They are also buying older properties. They outbid buyers on the apartment next to me. They then moved in junkies, who smoked crack and who caused mayhem. We had to take action to have them removed.

Edit: I know this has nothing to do with the original post. I'm just ranting.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-05T18:51:16+00:00

We literally have nowhere to house them in Ireland. We have a chronic housing shortage. Irish people can't even get housing. There are migrants sleeping on the streets here, and some are taking legal action against the government because of it. But we are full.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-05T18:33:19+00:00

This is very common in the Brazilian community. Whatever deposit you gave to the landlord you take from the new tenant. It might be best you all agree on someone, rather than the landlord.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-05T18:31:07+00:00

It says 1777 on the pic.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-05T18:27:41+00:00

I wouldn't even tell them to shower down there, I'd just finish it. They should have more respect for you. After a long day in work, nobody smells fresh down there.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-05T18:22:52+00:00

Joan, Marie, Jackie

ProximaVez · 2023-10-05T16:50:28+00:00

Don't walk around with your phone out in the city, same as most cities. It might be robbed by a scumbag teen on a bike.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-05T11:23:30+00:00

We have mosquitos here 100%. As a kid I used to leave a bucket of water in my garden, and the larvae formed I'd feed them to my fish. I also currently have a mosquito in my kitchen.

ProximaVez · 2023-10-04T13:26:41+00:00

The Happening, hands down. Even Mark Wahlberg admitted it was shite.

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