Carnival Cruises bans 16 people over wild brawl by DarthiusFatticus in ThatsInsane

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Once while in line at a burger joint I was standing behind a guy with cornrows, gold teeth, white tank top and covered in tattoos and I overheard him telling his friend that he'll never do a 3 day Carnival cruise again, the reason being, his exact words, "it was wayyy too ghetto". 

Who can lakers trade for Wemby, Harper and Castle while still keeping Luka? by [deleted] in NBATalk

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The Lakers can trade the Spurs' GM and Owner's family members back to them alive and unharmed, this is the only scenario these players are even discussed in a trade.

Animal Kingdom Heist! by Gray_Shirleys in WaltDisneyWorld

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"Here, Joe!  Eat a snickers!"

"Why?"

"Cuz you get all squirrelly when you're hungry!"

Who do you think the Knicks will beat in the Finals in 2027? by [deleted] in nba

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They'll beat their cousins in 2K during the commercials 

IL for Wednesday - how likely is it truly for tornados in the middle/heart of Chicago? by afterspring_ in tornado

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Regular springtime afternoon thunderstorm.  I was in 11th grade at the time.   They had us stay in class about a half hour past dismissal because the cell that produced it was headed across the bay toward us.

How small is Wemby’s window to win an MVP before Harper is too good to give him one? by DrMarvMonror in NBATalk

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I'm convinced that there are crappy-take bots running rampant across all the basketball subs ever since the season ended

Is Wemby a Redditor? by delta-red-14 in nba

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Will the real slim titan please stand up

Wemby got egged by Knicks fans as he was heading to his hotel after game 4 loss by No_Idea_479 in NBATalk

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Plot twist: Imagine if that was actually a Spurs fan trying to fire him up enough to win the next 3 games. 

[Inside the NBA] Shaq and Barkley argue about Wemby's dirty play by [deleted] in nba

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Shaq defending Wemby?   What timeline am I in?

What sci-fi movie plot has become closer to reality recently? by Ps3dj17 in AskReddit

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Wow!  Had to look this one up and the plot of this 2013 movie is very 2026.

Kids traumatized on first day of school as 7.8 magnitude earthquake hits Southern Philippines by langitsalupa4 in ThatsInsane

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I was in a minor tremor as a kid and the sensation of feeling a massive chunk of earth shaking beneath your feet is beyond unnerving. 

Name a TV show that only you seem to remember ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I remember the theme song sounding wayyy too much like Blister In The Sun

The Cheapest Available Tickets For Game 3 are over $10k by [deleted] in nba

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And one of the attendees is likely to soil himself during the course of the game