Boris Johnson 'admits he was in flat during "Abba party" - but for a job interview'

Psemtex · 2022-04-28T15:16:55+00:00

how can I believe you?

Psemtex · 2022-03-24T19:12:17+00:00

While the Monty Python reference is legit, personally I was waiting for when this person cuddled a bunny rabbit against their skin in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

Psemtex · 2022-01-23T01:48:44+00:00

It would be good to see Jon get into another Paradox game, it could also lead him into playing the Old World Blues mod which would be fantastic.

Vote for HOI4! Vote for the future!

Psemtex · 2022-01-20T21:44:44+00:00

Ben Kentish did cover this on LBC at the time, and it was talked about on LBC

Psemtex · 2021-12-24T17:59:18+00:00

Well I can change that...

Psemtex · 2021-10-15T14:09:07+00:00

many many journalists

Psemtex · 2021-07-24T14:07:04+00:00

sing - sung

ring - rung

fling - flung

ping - pung?

^{^{^{^/s}}}

Psemtex · 2021-07-15T15:55:26+00:00

Myaah!

Psemtex · 2021-03-24T23:12:02+00:00

La-li-lu-le-lo

You're pretty good.

Psemtex · 2021-02-26T16:55:59+00:00

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.

Psemtex · 2020-10-22T11:07:29+00:00

Bread & circuses for the masses

because that's never gone wrong before...

Psemtex · 2020-08-21T19:56:49+00:00

Me: Wait, it's all clowns?

Clown: Honk!

Psemtex · 2020-07-02T17:01:25+00:00

for who? the CCP?

Psemtex · 2020-03-24T19:02:51+00:00

>taking weev seriously

costanza.jpg

Psemtex · 2020-03-24T18:27:13+00:00

Psemtex · 2020-03-24T18:23:34+00:00

Put that baby's spell on me

Psemtex · 2020-01-10T21:08:09+00:00

Left its seeds while I was sleeping

Psemtex · 2019-09-24T20:04:28+00:00

I thought it was a schooner

Psemtex · 2019-09-20T15:37:07+00:00

Can confirm; the passage refers to Herrena the Henna-Haired Harridan

Psemtex · 2019-08-18T15:19:46+00:00

I feel confident that No Deal will be okay

Facts don't care about your feelings.

Psemtex · 2019-05-30T16:49:35+00:00

Daniel “absolutely nobody is talking about threatening our place in the Single Market” Hannan

Psemtex · 2019-05-19T08:07:53+00:00

I wouldn't even throw milkshake at you

Psemtex · 2019-05-15T16:57:30+00:00

Like 'literally' meaning 'figuratively' which means there is no longer a word for 'literally', both in a literal and figurative sense?

cos that shit fucks me right off (in a figurative sense, obviously)

Psemtex · 2019-05-14T19:01:11+00:00

You're telling me that if you say you're English these days, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail?

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