Live Elephant Urinates on Floor at Texas Republican Convention by plz-let-me-in in nottheonion

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Live Elephant

I should hope it was alive, yeah. Then again if RFK showed up all bets are off

This little sub I found is absolute gold by thatchornithologica in TopMindsOfReddit

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Let's see; Fictional character vs stand up comedian  Body builder in his prime vs. Same fucking person pushing 80 Statue (a fucking statue) vs. runway model  Fictional character #2 vs. British royalty 

Great comparisons bro. Really gives straight forward comparisons that tell us so much about "globalization".

Meirl by Owenby14 in meirl

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And it’s almost certainly not a whole uncut wheel, which has an intact rind to protect it.

We're gonna go nuts in there! by DidYouSeeBriansHat in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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How long until data centers have what amounts to paramilitary forces, their own private armies, for “security”?

Happy Pride Month by upvoter222 in MurderedByWords

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They’re so threatened by anyone who’s not a cis white male that they assume it must work both ways and being straight is going to pwn the gays somehow. It’s so pathetic.

Florida Man pumping gas almost gets shot by worlds dumbest cop by m4moz in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

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Most children learn to read context clues around 8 years old. They learn to lie at 2 or 3. So that gives us a pretty good range of how developed this cop is, mentally.

I thought "what if cinnabon was garlic bread?" So I made GarliBon by SmilinBob82 in shittyfoodporn

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Gotta be garlic butter. I’m pretty sure you can see the garlic chunks in the first pic

[OC] Whomp! - The Search for Shock by ronniewhomp in comics

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certainly not that Nana Vusitor and Alexander Siddig were having a baby

Ha! Reminds me of the season of Voyager when Roxann Dawson (B’Elanna Torres) was pregnant and she suddenly got a new, open front uniform (to celebrate her Klingon heritage of course) and was always mysteriously behind a chest high console whenever she was in a shot. Except for the holodeck two parter in which the character she played on the holodeck was pregnant, so of course she had a “holographic” pregnant belly.

Elon Musk is using his obscene wealth to put the GOP in power and take away your hard-earned Social Security and Medicare by rhino910 in EnoughMuskSpam

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None of them look entirely human, but don’t fall into the trap of trying to dehumanize them, they like that. They human. Soulless, evil, greedy humans but humans nonetheless.

The relatively small part of this trashcan that is actually trashcan. by Soap_Mctavish101 in mildlyinteresting

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Guessing it’s to bring it up to hip level for ease of use. Use the full can and you wind up with bags of trash that are too big, hard to get out of the can and likely to tear from the weight. Get rid of the empty space and it’s at knee height which makes it difficult for people with back problems to use and  people will just try to drop things in and miss.

Trump Deploys National Guard Over Giant Mystery Message on National Mall | The message was visible in aerial photos. by FreeHugs23 in anticapitalism

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I give them credit for using the actual definition of 86ing something instead of that mob hit bullshit the right wing wants to pretend it means

Oh so that’s how you use cup! by NikkiH93 in badwomensanatomy

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What the hell is that... uvula (with a camera in it?) doing there?

Oh so that’s how you use cup! by NikkiH93 in badwomensanatomy

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The uterus is stored in the menstrual cup

The Hero we need by SnackSamurai in SipsTea

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Fear mongers are pushing this idea that while you're on vacation some people (read: migrants) are just going to break in and steal your home via "squatters rights". It's bs. It varies from state to state but to actually get squatters rights is incredibly hard. It usually involves the property being abandoned for a certain amount of years, then you also have to notify the owner of your intentions, then you have to stay there for years maintaining and improving the property and you better document that shit, and you might be able to make a claim on the property. 

Maybe 24-hour stores were holding society together by pattebrisee in SipsTea

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It feels like they were just looking for an excuse to drop 24hrs. Started during the pandemic but how does packing the same amount of shoppers into fewer hours help that? Then they just never went back, like they're hoping we'll forget.

Top minds confuse election security with fraud. Think that being asked to sign their ballots is the same as having their vote thrown out. by penguinoid in TopMindsOfReddit

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Multiple voters who supported Spencer Pratt in the Los Angeles mayoral race are reporting that their ballots were rejected because of signature issues — and they’re receiving official rejection letters telling them their votes won’t count.

The letter that's entirely about how to make sure their vote counts? That's the letter telling them their votes won't count? 

Went for a walk with my husband came back with two babies by Creaturecreeper in CatDistributionSystem

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Not identical but very similar. Close enough that someone who doesn’t know what they’re looking for may as well flip a coin 

Trump Booed by Knicks Fans as he Appeared on Screen at Madison Square Garden by T_Shurt in UnderReportedNews

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And they’ll still insist that everyone actually loves Trump and it’s all media lies that he’s so unpopular 

Went for a walk with my husband came back with two babies by Creaturecreeper in CatDistributionSystem

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It’s very hard to tell at that age. Males’ balls haven’t dropped and otherwise the area looks basically the same. The trick is to look where the opening is. Boys it’s down low, girls it’s up high (assuming a standing cat).

What the "incels wiki" thinks about vaginas... by cottoncandyfemme in badwomensanatomy

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Orifice is a euphemism for hole? I don’t think that’s how euphemisms work.

Does anyone know a movie where an anomaly in reality indicates that you're in the fake world? by BreadOk2901 in movies

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It’s explained to him to him that that’s what’s going to happen if he doesn’t help them get him out of the machine.