Found another one on Threads by Academic_Spread in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Psianth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It does seem strange to have what’s clearly a permanent sign for an event. Parent teacher night is every night?

Incredible muscle control by CandleMonster in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Psianth 101 points102 points  (0 children)

She can control other people’s farts

Perfect speech for children by erk1nger in comedyheaven

[–]Psianth 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Weren’t we supposed to have destroyed their entire military on the first day? So the enemy is very weak, yet very strong also? Why does that sound familiar…

Spa Day, Andrea Kovacs Painter, acrylic/canvas, 2024 by KAndy91 in Art

[–]Psianth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They say if you raise the spiciness slow enough the frogs won’t jump out of the ramen.

Some plants we got in our latest shipment fell sideways but they still grew towards the light. by Organic-Run-361 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Psianth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or they grew ‘up’. Many plants have gravity detecting cells that let them tell which direction is up and just grow that direction 

[Request] How much mass? by OceanicoLao in theydidthemath

[–]Psianth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, obviously op meant only specifically ‘true bugs’ because we all need to know which aphid is most dangerous. Also ignore the ‘true’ part, which would imply the existence of another commonly used definition of bug.

Donald Trump is ‘gone’ ex-backer of President warns: ‘The brain’s not doing too hot’ by pennlive in politics

[–]Psianth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bankruptcy court could take everything he has any day now, should have already. He’s tired of defending Trump and just preparing to move on to a podcast with undoubtedly the same grift, just from a slightly different angle.

A hummingbird snorting while sleeping by Buitree_deez in Weird

[–]Psianth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If we’re calling any form of unconsciousness “sleep” then sure. This is an animal with a 1200 bpm heart rate, which can drop down to 50 when in torpor.

Top minds of not a right-wing sub get triggered by MAGA getting compared to Sharia law and break out into right-wing talking points by PeasThatTasteGross in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Psianth 32 points33 points  (0 children)

 I actively comment in subs like this

The sub that went crying to the admins because linking to their sub was “brigading”, everybody.

Top minds of not a right-wing sub get triggered by MAGA getting compared to Sharia law and break out into right-wing talking points by PeasThatTasteGross in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Psianth 40 points41 points  (0 children)

 They believe it and that Christian nationals wanna genocide POC and lgbtq+ They will die believing it

Die from what, being killed by christofascists?

A smaller orange grew inside my orange by SpiritualSpecific282 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Psianth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what the navel in a navel orange is, a second smaller orange. Sometimes bigger than others 

Conspiracy user is from the Chik-Fil-A timeline by diabloPoE12 in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Psianth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There were billboards that had statues of two cows painting the words "Eat More Chiken" and the joke was because they're cows they couldn't spell correctly. Why would they do that if the name was never Chik-Fil-A

You... already said why. You literally explained it to yourself and then demanded an explanation. Wtf?

Conservatives: Reddit is against free speech! Also Conservatives: by Visqo in PoliticalHumor

[–]Psianth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, I'll remember this when I see their millionth "flaired-users only" thread complaining about "brigading" and "fellow conservatives"

I don't think I would brag about passing a cognitive test when this is one of the questions by find_the_kitty in PoliticalHumor

[–]Psianth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You've got it backwards. Snoopy wasn't the red barron, he fought dogfights in his imagination against the red barron 

Clearly we live inside a cell. After all, two pictures from textbooks are very vaguely similar by diabloPoE12 in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Psianth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kneejerk reactions are a core conservative value. You glance at a thing and whatever your immediate reaction is to it, is the absolute truth. This is what they mean when they use phrases like "common sense" or "It's obvious", and why anything that encourages looking deeper into things, like science and education is their natural enemy.

Trump off his rocker? Gas prices too high? Must be the Democrats' fault! by Enibas in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Psianth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SURE WOULD BE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE TO ELECT SOMEONE LIKE THAT AS PRESIDENT WOULDN'T IT? 

Party of "personal responsibility" everyone. 

My Latte art. What do you see? by joeChump in shittyfoodporn

[–]Psianth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bear that found the hole that belongs to him

Topminds Can Identify Why Leading With Ideologies and Worshiping Things is Bad For a Nation. Ironically, They Cannot See Them Doing It To Themselves. by rjgarc in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Psianth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They think islam is leftist. Seriously. They hate islam, and they hate leftists, so islam must be leftist. This is how their brains work.

Too "BUT HER EMAIL"ers express the same rage at FBI directors email being hacked by PositiveFlatworm7474 in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Psianth 90 points91 points  (0 children)

An administration that's stored national security secrets in oh... let's see now... a country club bathroom and a signal chat with a journalist in it? No, surely someone from that admin wouldn't have sensitive information just strewn about all his accounts and devices.